GP> I bring thee tribute, thy majestic holiness!
 GP> 1 Large Super Supreme Pizza
 GP> 2 Pepsis, WELL-chilled!
 GP> 1/2 cheesecake (your choice of topping)

Georgie Porgie!!! You've finally made it.
Welcome to the LUNATIC_FRINGE. Insanity is the norm
here.
Let me introduce you to all the inmates....

Linda you know... she big boss.
Jack you also know... Resident stirrer and wielder of the
silver sledgehammer.
Raymond is his brother in crime. Wields the silver pizza cutter.
Psych was here a minute ago... but he seems to have run off. He must have
realised it was his turn for the bath.
Phil is the puddle of silver that has been caught on a magnet
hidden there. He's just finished his flea dip...errr... bath.

Now the part you've been waiting for... your choice of weapon. Mine is a
giant spoon (of course). Others have chosen theirs. One has a wooden hairbrush,
but I'll let you figure who that is.

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