Rowan, at 02:32 on May 21 1995, you wrote to Bill Grimsley...

BG> Down boy.  |-)

rc> No. I may be 21 but that doesn't mean I can't be incredibly 
rc> hormonal still.

True, you young buggers have an excess of testosterone at your age.

rc> Why, I just got back from several hours of dancing next to sweaty bodies. 

Presumably female?  |-)

rc> I might add that coming home at 2:30am is EARLY for me. 

Does it still take you that long to score?  Try harder boy.

rc> There was a female there who has been showing interest in me (the past 3 
rc> times I've been there; she cornered me on my way out the door last week), 
rc> unfortunately she is significantly older than 20, perhaps 30 or older. 

So what's the problem then?  When I was 21, I used to love 30 year old
women (and yes, I DO mean literally).  They sure taught me a lot...

rc> Eeuuuughhh, and she looks it too. ;-) So that's why I'm home earlier.

Yeah, I suppose all 30 year olds look ancient when you're only 21, but
don't forget that you still have the option of keeping your eyes closed. 
|-) 

rc> I don't think we'll be going back to that nightclub for a while.

Dunno, sounds pretty good to me.  Where exactly is it, BTW ?  |-)

BG> Don't sweat it Ro, my local hitman only works my immediate area 
BG> (we have this arrangement where I do the cats, and he does their 
BG> owners), so as long as you stay in Melbourne, you'll be fine.  |-)

rc> ... what if your daughter moves interstate? There's hope yet. ;-)

Haven't you noticed yet that Melbourne is a city from which people
emigrate, not migrate to?  You might all be silly, but you're not stupid. 
:)

Regards, Bill
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