Jesus Slut Fucker wrote:
> I've did a recent background check on Woger, none of it really very
> surprising but since it's all pretty funny and really only confirms
> what we've know or suspected about Woger, I thought I'd share it with you:
>
> 1). Woger has been in and out of mental institutions for sometime. Most
> recently in 06/99. In April of 2002 he received community service (20
> hours) had to go to group sessions when he was convicted of stalking a
> local woman (non felony charges).
>
> 2). Woger lives in his mommie's old house she's dead but when she was
> alive she once had him committed to a mental hospital.
>
> 3). Woger is a high school drop out who has never ever ever held
> anything but part time jobs. He hasn't filed a tax return in over 4
> years (thus Woger has no fucking job) Yes, West Virginia that means no
> MASTER DEGREE and claims of a PLATINUM CARD are just so much horse shit.
>
> 4). Woger is morbidly obese, supposedly 297 lbs but he looks heavier.He
> only stands 5 feet and 6 inches, he was born in 1955. He is one old fat
> gross piece of shit.
>
> 5). Woger was never in the Air Force or he was given a dishonorable
> discharge. He is not listed in the national vet data base.
>
> 6). Woger is a habitual liar. His IQ is well below average at 91.
>
> 7). Woger has been jailed numerous times for domestic abuse of both his
> ex (Pam Wiseman) and his mother. He has two felony convictions for
> felony domestic abuse. In 1995 Woger was given a suspended sentence of 3
> years for domestic abuse. In 06/1999 Woger was court ordered to a mental
> hospital (for beating on his poor sick and old mother).
>
> 8). In 2001 Woger's house was condemned (can you fucking imagine how bad
> a shack has to be before West Vagina will condemn it?). Only by agreeing
> to make certain (unspecified in court records) repairs was Woger able to
> save his shack.
>
> If any of this is a surprise to any of you please let me know so I can
> laugh my ass off at you!
>
>
> -Jesus
>
>
> You may now post your laugh tracks here or in Woger's case your
> snipping, backpedalling or just straight lying!! :) :) :)
>
Sounds about right.
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"Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the Jesus cock in afcbck$j0546@pita.alt.net
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!"
Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^
9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net
"Dr. Seuss is above your reading level you. You fucker illerate"
kc8jbo@alt.net Woger demonstrates his superior sentence ^^^^^^
structure and spelling ability.
"...I never went to high school..."
Woger laments his lack of education in (a129t$i578@pita.alt.net)
Mehehe... Well, "grammer" sic boy, you definately have no room
to talk... (9viq9f$2@dosa.alt.net)
The Roger Wiseman Dictionary
"Illarate" West BY GOD Virginny!
"Reveresed" Must be one of those off-brand keyboards.
"Soem".as in Some? What a losser.
"VIRIN".What Wogie was before he met the Lavender Lads.
"Minisule".he mussa meant miniscule. Like his IQ.
"Champoin".Whassup, Wiseman? No dictionaries in the mental ward?
"Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and annoying?
"Acident" Roger's mom got preggers by accident.
"Alreaedy" Alright, already!
"Amouints" Roger amounts to nothing.
"Aposterphe" This guy is a hoot, ain't he?
"Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets neeeerrrrvous.
"Behing"...a cross between being and behind?
"Coiward" As in peeking from behind his mommy's curtains.
"Feamle"...I think he meant female.
"Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better.
"Ignroant"...typical, considering the source.
"Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means.
"Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance.
"Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts.
"Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word...
"Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know Roger.
"Ghet" Get a load of Curtain Boy!
"Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics.
"Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took over again.
"Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for Heroin.
"Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites.
"Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties.
"Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice?
"Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his fingers were numb.
"Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking' the leaves,
"Amny"...he meant 'any',
"Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont?
"Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means.
"Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest bulb on the tree.
"Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate" from his mommie!
"Sisnce" He meant Since, but his pudgy little fingers slipped off the keys.
"gnetically" What?
"provce" (prove?)
"Piuzza" (West Virginia Pizza)
"Schol" (school?)
"strill" (still?)
"shoitgun" 12 ga or 20 ga?
"Snoip" (How they spell "snip" in Glen Dale)
"Maturbater". Wiseman does it all the time, he just can't spell it.(leaves a
sticky residue on his right hand)
"Coskscuking". It's a Roger thing, as in Lavender Lads.
"Waddleing". Only in Glen Dale, eh?
"Spaeaking". Curtain Boy did this after his second retest.
" Stgop" Roger's version of Stop.
"Fahter's" He meant Father's Day.
"fserting"..would that be festering?
"poists". Roger meant "posts".
"snadwich" As in peanut butter and jelly?
"regualr" Glen Dale rendition of "regular".
"aftrer" After? Aftrer what?
"soory". Sorry Roger fucks up again.
"didnb't" He didn't?
"whoile". He ate the whoile thing?
"Woamn" He's hooked on West Virginia phonics, all right.
"prrof" And he kin prove it, too.
"beforfe" Was that before he lurned to spell?
"yoiuy" Roger's version of "y'all".
"illerate" Only illiterate Roger can spell like this.
"haeart" Aw, how heartless of me to laugh!
"valule" Roger has no values. No wonder he can't spell it.
"proch" Doesn't everyone have one on their house?
"inmstitution" Where Roger's mom put him in June 1999.
"timne" It's Howdy Doody time?
"whgo" What? Who dat?
"gnetically" Only Roger knows what this one means.
"crfy" Like, cry, Roger, cry.
"stutrtering" Some stutter, Wiseman stutrters.
"Whjere" Where is Curtain Boy?
"Webiste" That's Website to the rest of us.
"Youire" Your? You're? Who knows.
"fiored" As in fired?
"Parety" Roger gave a party once. Nobody came.
"Bouynce" Bounce? Or maybe a cute black singer?
"Varification" Verifiable mental case.
"Probelms" Poor Rogie.has many problems of the mental sort.
"Partricipate" Oh, DUH!!!!
"Cryed" Gee, Wogie..cry me a river.you dolt!
"Stoick" What a dork. His old 386 has no spell check program.
"Partiall" More WV Phonics, I see.
"Obsucred" Either obscured or Rogie has "sucre" on his mind.
"Infinate" Stupid. Think finite, Rogie.
"Sustinance" As in Sustenance?
"Juvinile". This is the way Roger likes his boys.
"Piut" Put it where, Rogie?
"Toyus". "Toyus R Us?
"Diminuative". Roger's height.
"Percriptions" Say what?
"Credibiliy" More Glen Dale intellect.
"Thsoe" Yet another Glen Dale gaffe.
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