RT> VERN HUMPHREY wrote in a message to ROY J. TELLASON:

 RJT>ME>> Yes... err... well, no. I would boycott Victoria's Secret
 RJT>ME>> because I don't believe in women wearing clothes. 

 RJT> VH>> No -- I boycott them because everytime I ordered a neglegee
 RJT> VH>> from them, it was empty when it arrived! :-)

 RJT>> Dang,  that musta been disappointing...      :-)

 VH>> Frustrating as hell -- they tried to tell me the postman was
 VH>> stealing them. :-)

 RT> And of course we *KNOW* that none of our feral gummint employees would
 RT> ever stoop to doing such a thing,  right?   :-)

Explain this then: if the letters are so small, why are the trucks so big?
You could stuff a bevy of beauties in those "new" Post Office
trucks. 

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