Answering msg from Bill Grimsley to rowan crowe,
on Wednesday May 24 1995 at 07:17

 BG>> Down boy.  |-)

 rc>> No. I may be 21 but that doesn't mean I can't be incredibly
 rc>> hormonal still.

 BG> True, you young buggers have an excess of testosterone at your age.

    I generally don't consider myself that 'young', but in the presence of
your good self I will concede. ;-)

 rc>> Why, I just got back from several hours of dancing next to sweaty
 rc>> bodies.

 BG> Presumably female?  |-)

    There are guys on the dancefloor, but I ignore 'em and they ignore me.
We're happy to leave it at that.

 rc>> I might add that coming home at 2:30am is EARLY for me.

 BG> Does it still take you that long to score?  Try harder boy.

    Perhaps I don't like one night stands. That's why I'm after your
daught^H^H^H^H^H^X^X^X^X^X^Cforget that.

 rc>> There was a female there who has been showing interest in me (the
 rc>> past 3 times I've been there; she cornered me on my way out the
 rc>> door last week), unfortunately she is significantly older than 20,
 rc>> perhaps 30 or older.

 BG> So what's the problem then?  When I was 21, I used to love 30 year old
 BG> women (and yes, I DO mean literally).  They sure taught me a lot...

    Not interested in older women, not THAT old anyway. She's got wrinkles. Yuk.

 rc>> Eeuuuughhh, and she looks it too. ;-) So that's why I'm home
 rc>> earlier.

 BG> Yeah, I suppose all 30 year olds look ancient when you're only 21, but
 BG> don't forget that you still have the option of keeping your eyes
 BG> closed.  |-)

    Or drinking more and hoping it will make her look better ...

    (It never works)

 rc>> I don't think we'll be going back to that nightclub for a while.

 BG> Dunno, sounds pretty good to me.  Where exactly is it, BTW ?  |-)

    The club or the woman sounds good? =) It's the Factory nightclub, a
nice little club next to the Exhibition Buildings here in Melbourne.

 BG>> Don't sweat it Ro, my local hitman only works my immediate area
 BG>> (we have this arrangement where I do the cats, and he does their
 BG>> owners), so as long as you stay in Melbourne, you'll be fine.  |-)

 rc>> ... what if your daughter moves interstate? There's hope yet. ;-)

 BG> Haven't you noticed yet that Melbourne is a city from which people
 BG> emigrate, not migrate to?  You might all be silly, but you're not
 BG> stupid.  :)

    Perhaps I can find some other way to entice your daughter. What does
she like in a man? Roses? Chocolates? A large penis?

    ;-)

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