-=> Nick Andre wrote to All on 04-15-17 15:11 <=-

 NA> On 15 Apr 17  14:14:00, Sean Dennis said the following to All:

 SD> One of my favorite GPS voice screwups came when I was visiting Knoxville,
 SD> Tennessee, a few years ago.  The hotel I was staying at was on Papermill
 SD> Road.
 SD>
 SD> My GPS pronounced it "purrpurrmill".

 NA> My favourite GPS has always been my ex-wife.

 NA> "Why are we going to your buddy's place when I promised my mother we'd
 NA> be over for dinner? You two morons will just sit around drinking beer
 NA> all day"

 NA> "Do we HAVE to listen to that heavy metal rock station all the time?
 NA> Why can't we listen to the dance/rap/top 40 station?"

 NA> "I don't understand why you're getting so grouchy, I just said maybe
 NA> its a good idea that we take 2nd street instead of Main."

 NA> "We have a flat tire?!? Well... how did this happen? Did you check the
 NA> pressure before we left? What about the oil?"

And here I thought I was the only one who had that model!!!


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