Okay, whoever it was who asked me to post my prize-winning entry into the
Vogon Poetry Contest at the convention (it was Jacksonville Skirmishes,
sometime between 1989 and 1992), here it is.

You are warned!

Porcine Interlude in the Nude

O porcine omnivorous intersection,
Conjoining unified in peanut-like falumbwebwe.
>From nothingness comes consanguinity
As ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
Willy-nilly without aggregate.

(And there actually are two personal in-jokes in there, too.)

Veloci--gawd, that's awful, and that's what makes it Vogon--raptor


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