On Fri, 30 May 2003 12:04:25 -0700 "Laurie Campbell"
 writes:
> > 
> > >> >> >> >If you drink the water, you're in
a state of flux . . .
> > >> >> >> 
> > >> >> >> And if you wash with the water and a
certain detergent, 
> > you're   in   a   state of Lux.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >Go out to the pond and you'll get a spate
of ducks....
> > >> >> 
> > >> >> Sometimes drinking the water requires a box of Chux.
> > >> >
> > >> >This rhyme string certainly is full of Yux
> > >> 
> > >> And it is costing us no bux!
> > >
> > >Unless we go formal and rent a Tux
> > 
> > Think we better stop, before someone hollers, "This punline 
> sux!"?
> > 
> > No need. They can press the delete key, because you know, it 
> hucks.
> 
> not to mention shucks
> 
> > Laurie so far haven't heard any clucks Phoenix
> 
> but, eventually, we'll be out of lucks, tygress
> > 
> Right out of the air another one she plucks!

it's getting so deep, I need my Mukluks....
> > 
> Laurie as long as nobody upchucks Phoenix

Though coming up with more may drive me nuxs

(it seems my vocabulary's suffering inward tucks) tygress

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