AB8MQ wrote:
> "Geno Sucks Clit" whined in message
> news:DEkY8.131392$ab5.19849@news2.central.cox.net...
>
>>>wicked gravity keeps my dick limp said:
>>>[Slurping of Paskell Eunuch Paris' punk bitch ass]
>>>
>>Thanks, Bigdick, I go that way, and I'll suck your AIDS right out of your
>>
> dick.
>
> It's
It's time for you to go on a diet you fatassed mental patient.
--
Woger Wiseman Weight Watchers Poster Boy:
http://www.geocities.com/wiseman_he_is_fat/
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I've been getting a lot of stuff from West Vagina Ham operators lately
about our Woger. Since it's all pretty funny and really only confirms
what we've know or suspected about Woger, I thought I'd share it with you:
1). Woger has been in and out of mental institutions for sometime. Most
recently in 06/99.
2). Woger lives with his mommie (like that is a fucking surprise) and
she was the one who had him sent to the funny farm last time.
3). Woger is a high school drop out who has never ever held anything but
part time jobs. Yes, West Virginia that means no MASTER DEGREE and
claims of a PLATINUM CARD are so much horse shit.
4). Woger is morbidly obese, supposedly 297 lbs but he looks heavier. He
is one fat piece of shit.
5). Woger was never in the Air Force or he dishonorable discharged.
6). Woger is a habitual liar.
7). Woger is over 50 years of age, fat, and very out of shape.
If any of this is a surprise to any of you please let me know so I can
laugh my ass off at you!
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Woger Wiseman Gallery of Shame:
"Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the Jesus cock in afcbck$j0546@pita.alt.net
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!"
Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^
9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net
"Dr. Seuss is above your reading level you. You fucker illerate"
kc8jbo@alt.net Woger demonstrates his superior sentence ^^^^^^
structure and spelling ability.
"...I never went to high school..."
Woger laments his lack of education in (a129t$i578@pita.alt.net)
Mehehe... Well, "grammer" sic boy, you definately have no room
to talk... (9viq9f$2@dosa.alt.net) ^^^^^^^
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HOW TO SPEAK HILLBILLY BY WOGER WISEMAN:
"Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets neeeerrrrvous.
"Behing"...a cross between being and behind?
"Feamle"...I think he meant female.
"Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better.
"Ignroant"...typical, considering the source.
"Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means.
"Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance.
"Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts.
"Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word...
"Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know Roger.
"Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics.
"Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took over again.
"Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for Heroin.
"Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and annoying?
"Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites.
"Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties.
"Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice?
"Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his fingers were numb.
"Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking' the leaves,
"Amny"...he meant 'any',
"Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont?
"Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means.
"Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest bulb on the tree.
"Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate" from his mommie!
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