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echo: guns
to: PHIL BARNETT
from: VERN HUMPHREY
date: 1996-05-14 06:45:00
subject: .22 rifle

PB> > PN> What if you _shot_ it from that airliner...down?
PB> > Oh god, you don't *ever* want to do that!  The force of the recoil at
PB> > high altitudes is magnified due to lower air density. It can actually
PB> > cause the airplane to flip.
PB> > Even more significant though is the effect of the bullet on the planet
PB> > when it impacts fired thusly.  It's been proven that a bullet fired
PB> > thusly accelerates instead of decelerating, achieving speeds in excess
PB> > of light.  Thus disapproving the theory of relatives.
PB> > Bullets impacting the earth at these speeds can penetrate to the core,
PB> > causing cosmic leakage.  This is a proven fact.  For after WWII, when
PB> > many airplanes fired bullets thusly, this leakage caused the polar
PB> > icecaps to melt, starting the reversal of the magnetic fields, and the
PB> > resultant dumbing of America.
PB>Is there any way to reverse this insidious damage? ;)
Yes -- if you act quickly, you can put your lips to the bullet hole and
suck the bullet back out. :-)
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