[Waynes Lies, The Revelation]

Is this you?

Born in 1955.

Abstract thinker when Eisenhower and Kennedy were US President, remembers 
Nikita Kruschev at the UN.

Addicted to drugs as a kid.

Can lift 657 pounds of rolled stainless steel unassisted and 
perform trigonometry functions while doing so.. [This didnt happen]

Along with 6 other guys, lifted a early 70's Ford Torino out of sugar
sand and carried it 20 feet. [This didnt happen]

Precisionnaires number one employee when he worked as a janitor for them.

Claims IQ of 137, yet spent his time as a big bad biker dude working in the
blue collar workforce as opposed to a professions that would have people
in awe of his many Phd's, in which he could have owned his own business
and worked with the grunts if he so wanted.

With this IQ of 137, develops work habits as a laborer that sends him down 
the road to his back problems and is proud of the fact that said IQ didnt 
embelish upon him proper lifting techniques.

Gets run over by a cop (or some such) breaks back, Judge bangs gavel, tells 
Wayne its ok to lay on ass for rest of life.

Intentionally smoked crack cocaine to understand a girlfriends addiction, 
despite having been a addict to drugs as a abstract thinking kid. 
(Once was not enough)

Attracts another girlfriend who did crack and then steals her dog!

Used to spend 2/3'rds of discretionary income on the flea bitten dog that 
you stole from your crack addict girlfriend.

Took medication prescribed for pet dog "SPANKY" which led to its death!

Current source for medication is 1-800-PET-MEDS.

Offerred job as a data entry clerk with free transportation, repays the 
offer by issuing a death threat to the person who offerred.

Man from Sweden offers to bring Wayne to sweden to get his back treated, 
fears losing that free ride and turns offer down.

Claims to be a patriot and demonstrates patriotism by shamelessly living 
off of a govt social program but insults all those who work for a living 
who inevitably provide the funding for the program, and has by now taken 
more out of the program than he put in.

Dives in a dumpster for his computer equipment.

Blames all computer problems on imaginary malware, gets BIOS virus while 
running under Linux on a dial-up connection.

Successfully compiles a linux utility from the command line under linux, 
proclaims to be the worlds foremost expert and authority on Linux after 
this accomlishment, thumps chest to those whom have no interest in 
Linux.

Claims to have had stroke:

1. Did not seek medical treatment.

2. Says he displays symptoms that prove he has had stroke, still does 
not seek medical treatment.

3. Starts typing messages in Fidonet to mimic the appearance of someone 
whom has lost their mind, still doesnt seek medical treatment, yet 
remembers how to operate his computer, remembers how to do both basic 
and complex compter tasks, remembers logon passwords, internet addresses 
and all that that entails.

4. Claims that linux is rehabilitating him from a stroke he did not have.

Is alienating eveyone whom had cause to defend him.

Has been banned or restricted in several BBS's or echoes.

Hello Wayne is this you?
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