variation on an oldie....


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From: "Lorax Haven" 
Date: Fri, 06 Jun 2003 23:08:32 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Fwd: [GaRenFest] "How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light
Bulb?", June 5, 2003

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Crosswalk  wrote:
You Make Me Laugh
A daily dose of clean fun

June 5, 2003

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?*

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. 
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? 
Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he's
busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate
was a light bulb?

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

*Eye Laugh*

ôGetting Warmerö
http://www.cybersalt.org/go?id=cw196




-*Dawn Stewart*- 
Cartoonist/ Illustrator 


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