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| subject: | I am a Big Bad Biker Dude, I`ve a Suzuki! |
You most talented and and smarter than most. Looking good for your age too. How you spell 2? 2? Tutu? 4,300 years Boop opie doo doo http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/12/chimps.with.hammers.ap/index.html ^^^ Ross is smarter than I thought ^^^ -> Ode To Waynie.. -> -> I've a Bike! I play in one act. -> -> Sound of sewing machine outside of bar. It stops. In walks Waynie. -> -> Waynie: I'll have a Shirley Temple, bar maid! Make it a double! -> -> Spider (the bar owner): Did you say Shirley Temple, pardner? -> -> Waynie: You've a problem with that? I can order anything I want! I'm a -> biker! I've a bike! -> -> Spider: You talkin' about that sewin' machine sittin' out front? The rice? -> That the bike you talkin' about? -> -> Waynie: You've a problem with that TOO?? Well, I'VE a problem with your -> attitude, mister! -> -> Spider: You ain't gonna be a hard case, are you, feller? Settle down, have -> your Shirley Temple and ride your rice on outta here. Why you limpin' -> anyway? -> -> Waynie: I've injuries and a stroke! I've a damaged spine and mind! Di. -> di. ho. pussie. Ack. Pffft. -> -> Spider: Did you call me a pussy, pardner? -> -> Waynie: Because I've brain injuries, these things just come out! And -> galloping senility! Ho. di. I worked for Precisionaire! I've a spine -> that's two inches shorter! Di. ho. Whose woods these are I think I know, -> ho, di, ack. I've an acquaintance in Tampa/St. Pete who knows what a badass -> I am. I issued him a death threat on my computer! You've something coming! -> -> Spider (to Weasle, the bouncer): Weasle, get this shit outta my bar. -> -> Weasle: Git up, feller. Time to hit the road. -> -> Waynie: I read Candide in one hour! I've a sister who's a doctor! I've -> respect for Bill Clinton! AWOL Bush! Dead GIs! I've gallloping..... -> -> Weasle: ...make this easy on yourself, pardner. Just leave. Now. -> -> Waynie: I've Linux! I've a brother at the Colorado..... -> -> Weasle, grabs Waynie by the shoulders and throws him out the front door: -> Some days I hate this goddam job. That asshole was drenched in cologne and -> now I smell like a French whore on dollar night. Shit. -> -> Sounds of sewing machine winding up in the parking lot. Weeee, weeeee! -> Waynie rides off into the sunset, big pink L glowing on the back of his -> "biker" jacket. -> -> Etc.... -> --- --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5-> * Origin: What Its Like To Be Wayne (1:123/500) * Origin: Doc's Place BBS Fido Since 1991 docsplace.tzo.com (1:123/140) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 5030/786 @PATH: 123/140 500 379/1 633/267 |
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