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Do not accept uimitations of faux Casselli 
All genuine and real Cassellis have the characteristics and scientific
properties of absolute stupidity as measured upon the Casselli
scale of stupidity.

World scientists have conferred and established a new unit for the
measurement of of stupidity.
World scientists have conferred and established a new unit for the
measurement of of stupidity.

Previously loosely known as "dumb as a box of rocks", the new measurement
will be more precise and is to be known as the Casselli.

Definition of one Casselli is as follows:

A numerical value of 1 Casselli equals absolute stupidity.
Lesser values of stupidity will be defined as fractions
of a Casselli or be designated in negative exponential form
as in the following examples:

10 raised to the power of negative two is 0.1 one on the absolute
stupidity scale or ten percent of a Casselli.

10 raised to the power of negative 3 on the absolute scale of stupidity
will be 0.01 Casselli or 1/100th of a Casselli

A reward of 1 dill pickle will be presented to the enterprising
individual or individuals who can provide an example of a sample 
determined to have a Cassselli coefficient factor of 1.0

Such stupidity is currently not known by science to exist
in nature however the prize of the one dill pickle shall
be presented by a team of world class scientists in the field
to the first group or team capable of demonstrating such stupidity 
to exist
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