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Very unoriginal and untrue lies you made up. I think maybe perhaps people think you incapable of original thought? But don't let me stop you. I've only 1.37 * 10 * 10 IQ Your IQ may be somewhat less than that but JMHO -> [Waynes BIO] -> -> ** The Boasts Of Knowledge ** -> -> Abstract thinker when Eisenhower and Kennedy were US President, remembers -> Nikita Kruschev at the UN. -> -> Claims IQ of 137, yet is now socially dependent on society. -> -> Blames all computer problems on imaginary malware, gets BIOS virus while -> running under Linux on a dial-up connection. -> -> Successfully compiles a linux utility from the command line under linux, -> proclaims to be the worlds foremost expert and authority on Linux after -> this accomlishment, thumps chest to those whom have no interest in -> Linux. -> -> Recently learned in 2007 what "VI" was, despite previous boasts of -> superior linux know how. -> -> Addicted to drugs as a kid. -> -> Intentionally smoked crack cocaine to understand a girlfriends addiction, -> despite having been a addict to drugs as a abstract thinking kid. -> (Once was not enough) -> -> Attracts another girlfriend who did crack and then steals her dog! -> -> Once spent 2/3'rds of discretionary income on the flea bitten dog -> that you stole from your crack addict girlfriend. -> -> Took medication prescribed for pet dog "SPANKY" which led to its death! -> -> Current source for medication is 1-800-PET-MEDS. -> -> Dives in a dumpster for his computer equipment. -> -> ** Heroism ** -> -> Can lift 657 pounds of rolled stainless steel unassisted and -> perform trigonometry functions while doing so.. [This didnt happen] -> -> Along with 6 other guys, lifted a early 70's Ford Torino out of sugar -> sand and carried it 20 feet. [This didnt happen] -> -> Precisionnaires number one employee when he worked as a janitor for them. -> -> With previously creditted IQ of 137, develops work habits as a laborer that -> sends him down the road to his back problems and is proud of the fact that -> said IQ didnt embelish upon him proper lifting techniques. -> -> ** Character ** -> -> Offerred job as a data entry clerk with free transportation, repays the -> offer by issuing a death threat to the person who offerred. -> -> Man from Sweden offers to bring Wayne to sweden to get his back treated, -> fears losing that free ride and turns offer down. -> -> Claims to be a patriot and demonstrates patriotism by shamelessly living -> off of a govt social program but insults all those who work for a living -> who inevitably provide the funding for the program, and has by now taken -> more out of the program than he put in. -> -> Has lost access on several Fidonet BBS's and doesnt blame himself for -> it. -> -> ** Medical ** -> -> Claims to have had stroke: -> -> 1. Did not seek medical treatment. -> -> 2. Says he displays symptoms that prove he has had stroke, still does -> not seek medical treatment. -> -> 3. Starts typing messages in Fidonet to mimic the appearance of someone -> whom has lost their mind, still doesnt seek medical treatment, yet -> remembers how to operate his computer, remembers how to do both basic -> and complex compter tasks, remembers logon passwords, internet addresses -> and all that that entails. -> -> 4. Claims that linux is rehabilitating him from a stroke he did not have. -> -> Is scheduled soon to suffer from another medical ailment, most likely -> going to be parkinsons disease or cancer. -> -> --- --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5-> * Origin: CALL 1-800-PET-MEDS (1:123/500) * Origin: Doc's Place BBS Fido Since 1991 docsplace.tzo.com (1:123/140) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 5030/786 @PATH: 123/140 500 379/1 633/267 |
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