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World scientists have conferred and established a new unit for the measurement of of stupidity. Previously lossely kown as "dumb as a box of rocks", the new measurement will be more precise and known as the Casselli. Definition of one Casselli as follows: A numerical value of 1 Casselli equals absolute stupidity. Lesser values of stupidity will be defined as fractions of a Casselli or be designated in negative exponetial form in the following examples: 10 raised to the power of negative two is 0.1 one on the absolute stupidity scale or ten percent of a Casselli. 10 raised to the power of negative 3 on the absolute scale of stupidity will be .01 Casselli or 1/100th of a Casselli A reward of 1 dill pickle will be presented to the enterprising individual or individual who can provide an example of a sample determined to have a Cassselli factor of 1.0 Such stupidity is currently not known by science to exist in nature however the prize of the one dill pickle shall be presented by a team of world class scientists in the field to the first one to demonstrate such stupidity to exist. --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5* Origin: Doc's Place BBS Fido Since 1991 docsplace.tzo.com (1:123/140) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 5030/786 @PATH: 123/140 500 379/1 633/267 |
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