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echo: matzdobre
to: ROSS CASSELL
from: WAYNE CHIRNSIDE
date: 2007-02-14 09:33:00
subject: Re: The Boasting Liar

Still trying to keep me tuckered out responding to your endless
stupidity and lack of originality?
Hoping maybe I die because I honestly implied this before?

Guess you believed that one didn't ya???

Keep it up Astro.
Not a damn chance in hell.

I be around a very long time  just for you.


Whrot roe.
Wayne is onto what Roy Boy is up to isn't he?

While you no Jetson from da future you have my permission to jet
right on out of fidonet



[Waynes BIO]

 RC> ** The Boasts Of Knowledge **

 RC> Abstract thinker when Eisenhower and Kennedy were US President,
 RC> remembers Nikita Kruschev at the UN.

 RC> Claims IQ of 137, yet is now socially dependent on society.

 RC> Blames all computer problems on imaginary malware, gets BIOS virus
 RC> while running under Linux on a dial-up connection.

 RC> Successfully compiles a linux utility from the command line under
 RC> linux, proclaims to be the worlds foremost expert and authority on
 RC> Linux after this accomlishment, thumps chest to those whom have no
 RC> interest in Linux.

 RC> Recently learned in 2007 what "VI" was, despite previous boasts of
 RC> superior linux know how.

 RC> Addicted to drugs as a kid.

 RC> Intentionally smoked crack cocaine to understand a girlfriends
 RC> addiction, despite having been a addict to drugs as a abstract thinking
 RC> kid. (Once was not enough)

 RC> Attracts another girlfriend who did crack and then steals her dog!

 RC> Once spent 2/3'rds of discretionary income on the flea bitten dog
 RC> that you stole from your crack addict girlfriend.

 RC> Took medication prescribed for pet dog "SPANKY" which led
to its death!

 RC> Current source for medication is 1-800-PET-MEDS.

 RC> Dives in a dumpster for his computer equipment.

 RC> ** Heroism **

 RC> Can lift 657 pounds of rolled stainless steel unassisted and
 RC> perform trigonometry functions while doing so.. [This didnt happen]

 RC> Along with 6 other guys, lifted a early 70's Ford Torino out of sugar
 RC> sand and carried it 20 feet. [This didnt happen]

 RC> Precisionnaires number one employee when he worked as a janitor for
 RC> them.

 RC> With previously creditted IQ of 137, develops work habits as a laborer
 RC> that sends him down the road to his back problems and is proud of the
 RC> fact that said IQ didnt embelish upon him proper lifting techniques.

 RC> ** Character **

 RC> Offerred job as a data entry clerk with free transportation, repays the
 RC> offer by issuing a death threat to the person who offerred.

 RC> Man from Sweden offers to bring Wayne to sweden to get his back
 RC> treated, fears losing that free ride and turns offer down.

 RC> Claims to be a patriot and demonstrates patriotism by shamelessly
 RC> living off of a govt social program but insults all those who work for
 RC> a living who inevitably provide the funding for the program, and has by
 RC> now taken more out of the program than he put in.

 RC> Has lost access on several Fidonet BBS's and doesnt blame himself for
 RC> it.

 RC> ** Medical **

 RC> Claims to have had stroke:

 RC> 1. Did not seek medical treatment.

 RC> 2. Says he displays symptoms that prove he has had stroke, still does
 RC> not seek medical treatment.

 RC> 3. Starts typing messages in Fidonet to mimic the appearance of someone
 RC> whom has lost their mind, still doesnt seek medical treatment, yet
 RC> remembers how to operate his computer, remembers how to do both basic
 RC> and complex compter tasks, remembers logon passwords, internet
 RC> addresses and all that that entails.

 RC> 4. Claims that linux is rehabilitating him from a stroke he did not
 RC> have.

 RC> Is scheduled soon to suffer from another medical ailment, most likely
 RC> going to be parkinsons disease or cancer.

 RC> ---

all my cracker factory



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