In between slurps the other night your mom was telling me  
what a dead lay you are.


-> [Waynes BIO]
-> 
-> ** The Boasts Of Knowledge **
-> 
-> Abstract thinker when Eisenhower and Kennedy were US President,
remembers 
-> Nikita Kruschev at the UN.
-> 
-> Claims IQ of 137, yet is now socially dependent on society.
-> 
-> Blames all computer problems on imaginary malware, gets BIOS virus while
-> running under Linux on a dial-up connection.
-> 
-> Successfully compiles a linux utility from the command line under linux,
-> proclaims to be the worlds foremost expert and authority on Linux after
-> this accomlishment, thumps chest to those whom have no interest in
-> Linux. 
-> 
-> Recently learned in 2007 what "VI" was, despite previous boasts of 
-> superior linux know how.
-> 
-> Addicted to drugs as a kid.
-> 
-> Intentionally smoked crack cocaine to understand a girlfriends
addiction, 
-> despite having been a addict to drugs as a abstract thinking kid.
-> (Once was not enough)   
-> 
-> Attracts another girlfriend who did crack and then steals her dog!
-> 
-> Once spent 2/3'rds of discretionary income on the flea bitten dog 
-> that you stole from your crack addict girlfriend.
-> 
-> Took medication prescribed for pet dog "SPANKY" which led
to its death!
-> 
-> Current source for medication is 1-800-PET-MEDS.
-> 
-> Dives in a dumpster for his computer equipment.
-> 
-> ** Heroism **
-> 
-> Can lift 657 pounds of rolled stainless steel unassisted and 
-> perform trigonometry functions while doing so.. [This didnt happen]
-> 
-> Along with 6 other guys, lifted a early 70's Ford Torino out of sugar
-> sand and carried it 20 feet. [This didnt happen]
-> 
-> Precisionnaires number one employee when he worked as a janitor for
them.
-> 
-> With previously creditted IQ of 137, develops work habits as a laborer
that 
-> sends him down the road to his back problems and is proud of the fact
that 
-> said IQ didnt embelish upon him proper lifting techniques.
-> 
-> ** Character **
-> 
-> Offerred job as a data entry clerk with free transportation, repays the 
-> offer by issuing a death threat to the person who offerred.
-> 
-> Man from Sweden offers to bring Wayne to sweden to get his back treated, 
-> fears losing that free ride and turns offer down.
-> 
-> Claims to be a patriot and demonstrates patriotism by shamelessly living 
-> off of a govt social program but insults all those who work for a living 
-> who inevitably provide the funding for the program, and has by now taken 
-> more out of the program than he put in.
-> 
-> Has lost access on several Fidonet BBS's and doesnt blame himself for 
-> it.
-> 
-> ** Medical **
-> 
-> Claims to have had stroke:
-> 
-> 1. Did not seek medical treatment.
-> 
-> 2. Says he displays symptoms that prove he has had stroke, still does 
-> not seek medical treatment.
-> 
-> 3. Starts typing messages in Fidonet to mimic the appearance of someone 
-> whom has lost their mind, still doesnt seek medical treatment, yet 
-> remembers how to operate his computer, remembers how to do both basic 
-> and complex compter tasks, remembers logon passwords, internet addresses 
-> and all that that entails.
-> 
-> 4. Claims that linux is rehabilitating him from a stroke he did not
have.
-> 
-> Is scheduled soon to suffer from another medical ailment, most likely 
-> going to be parkinsons disease or cancer.
-> 
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