I've have seen glowing meteors!!!
They come shooting out of your ass every single time
you touch your keyboard.

Please be kindly informing the United States Air Force
Project Blue Book that the glowing meteors that come flying out of
your ass are not UFO's or aliens from another planet 
but are actually a natural phenominon.

That natural phenominon being the manifestation 
of the absolute stupidity that is Ross Cassell




-> The Rules
-> =========
-> 
-> Echotag name: MATZDOBRE
-> 
->  Description: General Flame Echo.
-> 
->    Moderator: Ross Cassell
-> 
-> The Main Particulars:
-> 
-> While it is true that this echo is a "General Flame Echo", 
to "FLAME"
-> someone is neither a pre-requisite or a requirement, you may at your
choosing
-> decide to have civil conversations if you so desire, the only thing that
you
-> need to know is that FLAMING is allowed, keep your head low, forewarned
is
-> forearmed.
-> 
-> Knowledge of the Sauer Chirnside Commision, a well known welfare fraud
junta,
-> is a plus.
-> 
-> Here are a few key factoids that will put you in like flynn with the
Sauer
-> Chirnside commission.
-> 
-> Have you:
-> 
-> * Seen glowing meteors in any of the North American Great Lakes?
-> 
-> * Wallayed the motorcade of a former US President, while on your
bicycle?
-> 
-> * Any relatives, survivors of or deceased from any conflict or tragedy
->   that shook the American psyche?
-> 
-> * Spent 65 days in the USAF, 42 days were basic training, the 23
remaining
->   days spent recovering from a injury sustained while horsing around and
->   being discharged from USAF because of injury, then throughout this
->   be able to claim you are a weapons mechanic on the USAF Fighter jet,
->   The A-10 thunderbolt?
-> 
-> Were you:
-> 
-> * Ever Precisionnaires best employee?
-> 
-> * A big bad biker dude?
-> 
-> Do you:
-> 
-> * Have a IQ of 137?
-> 
-> * Have a fascination with childrens toys, especially those that
originate
->   from both Japan and Japanese anime?
-> 
-> * Hate women?
-> 
-> * Consume medications prescribed by the Vet for your Dog?
-> 
-> * Abuse, beat or kill your feline pets, the only pussy you have ever
->   known?
-> 
-> Can You:
-> 
-> * Claim and receive benifits from a federal social program you never
ever
->   contributed to?
-> 
-> * Lift 700 pounds and perform trigonometry functions simultaneously?
-> 
-> Are your:
-> 
-> * Pets eating better food than you are either literally or
comparitively?
-> 
-> Are you:
-> 
-> * All knowing about any and every subject?
-> 
-> Additionally, the official "NUMBNUT" of the MATZDOBRE echo is LEE
LOFASO.
-> 
-> aka:
-> 
-> Lee Lofasshole
-> 
-> Lee Lofussalot
-> 
-> Lee Lofactless
-> 
-> This takes care of the subject matter, now the administrative things..
-> 
-> MATZDOBRE is a Fidonet echo, it is available for distribution in all 6
Zones.
-> 
-> Zone 1 - North America
-> Zone 2 - Europe & Middle East
-> Zone 3 - Oceania (NZ, OZ)
-> Zone 4 - Central & South America
-> Zone 5 - Africa
-> Zone 6 - Asia
-> 
-> This echo may not be gated to any other network (FTN, Internet or
otherwise)
-> without prior moderator consent.
-> 
-> The rules of this echo are dictated by the conference moderator.
-> 
-> The relationship this echo has to the "Echolist" is for database
purposes only,
-> this means that this echo is identified inside the Echolist for purposes
of
-> identifying the echoes name, description and moderator to the various
Fidonet
-> backbone distributers/hubs who transport the echo. The echolist is not
in
-> any way, shape or form the source of the rules of or for this echo, you
-> are reading them now!
-> 
-> Rules:
-> 
-> Profanity is allowed.
-> 
-> No threats of physical violence.
-> 
-> If what you may say is illegal, dont say it.
-> 
-> Real names are preferred, for purposes of humor, sarcasm you may use a
handle
-> if you can be identified in your sig lines or footnote in the body of
the
-> message, you may not however impersonate other echo members or other
real
-> people known to use Fidonet.
-> 
-> Notes...
-> 
-> A.
-> 
-> I am not a policeman, nor am I the court system, anyone violating the
rules
-> will be removed from this echo with or without prior warnings, beyond
that
-> your pursuit of the offender is your business, leave Fidonet and/or
myself
-> out of it. You enter this echo AT YOUR OWN RISK, if you are easily
-> offended to the point that you want a tormenter punished within or
outside
-> of FIDONET, then you should not be here!! No one can libel/slander you
if
-> you dont expose yourself to it. Excessive crying about such might lead
to
-> you being removed from the echo.
-> 
-> B.
-> 
-> Fidonet policy does not apply to this echo, except for its interaction
with
-> other NODELISTED systems. This is a echomail conference, Fidonet defines
-> echomail as merely a different flavor of NETMAIL, therefore this echo
must
-> be shown to cause some technical issues on a system transporting it or
-> otherwise carrying it for Fidonet policy to be remotely actionable.
Fidonet
-> policy is also not enforceable on or by non-nodelisted individuals.
-> 
-> C.
-> 
-> As moderator I reserve the right to enforce the rules or not on a case
by case
-> basis in addition to adding to them as needed.
-> 
-> Will be posted on the 1st, 8th, 15th & 22nd of each month.
-> 
-> Last Updated: 12/08/2005
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