On (24 Dec 02) Linda Bence wrote to George Pope...
 LB>  GP> But the ones that escaped from the cancer labs think the letters
 LB> stand
 LB>  GP> for WENS. . .
 LB>
 LB> Those lucky ones are just happy to be outta that lab!  :X)

The way I heard it, one of them research lab mice escaped, and was
befriended by a local wild field mouse, who took the little escapee on
an adventure, of food, fun, and ...err...MATING. . .

This went on all morning, until about noon, our escapee friend is
bouncing around, asking his newfound wild friend how to get back to the
lab. . . The wild mouse thinks he's crazy, "Why you wanna do that, man?
You can have all the best of life right here with me -- good eatins from
the gardens, poop & peep wherever you please, and leave it far behind
you, playing in the tall grass, making baby mouses, etc., etc., don't
you LIKE this life of freedom?"

The lab mouse ducks his head and answers, "Well, yeah, it's been great
fun, and I appreciate it lots, but, you see, I'm DYING for a cigarette!"

Another fine *gag* *choke* *spit* *spew* Lunatic message from the
Cyberpope

          //Z/Z//
   |\    //Z/Z//   _,,,--,,_
   /x`. //Z/Z//-'`'   ._  \-;;,_
  |x4- //Z/Z//  ) )_   .;.(  `'-'
 '---'//Z/Z//'(_/._)-'(_\_)
     //Z/Z//
    //Z/Z//

(awww, de poor lab 'rat'!)


(The Cyberpope(Bishop of ROM!) being merely one more piece of roadkill
on the Information Superhighway!)


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