Geneticists, stem cell researchers  and cloning experts have for the very
first time successfully crossed a kitty Kat with chewing gum.

The resulting hybrid will be hereotfore be known
as Pussie-Fruit Chewing gum.

The resulting hybred is not anticipated to be able to walk
while chewing and it is further anticipated it
will not be sufficiently viable to produce offspring.

Thank God!!
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