Yes.
Enter the exciting and profitable field of motorcycle repair
and maintanance.

Buy a Harley.

You will  spend all of your time all dirty and greasy
from working on it. 

If you are really unlucky you might get it going for 
seveal minutes at a time.
Caution, Harley's do not like to go around corners
and tend to vibrate you senseless numbing your lower
extremities leaving you unable to walk after long trips.
Men will be rendered unable to perform the sex act for several
hours after long trips. ( over 30 miles) 

Woman however LIKE Harley's riding as they do upon the P pad
on the back of a Harley Davidson.
It's like a big verticle twin VIBRATOR.
Hell the raw power of the Harley Davidson has to go somewhere
and it certainly never gets anywhere near the wheels from
the lame perfomance.

Get your Harley today.
As with most female personal messagers batteries are not included.
Extended Warrantee available good until the check clears or you
get that piece of crap off the showroom floor. 

Fortunately Harley Davidson cares and has it's own version of 
the Onstar system  to protect it's customers comfort and safety.

Harley's break down on a regularly daily basis allowing the feeling
to reenter your lower extremities and protecting you
from those nasty turns that Harley's are so reluctant to
go around.

If you must buy Japanese be forewarned and prepared to suffer 
long periods of maintanance free carefree cornering, responsive
throttle response and economical virtually repair free 
service life.




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