-=> LEE LOFASO wrote to WAYNE CHIRNSIDE <=-

 LL> Hello Wayne,

 WC>Hi yourself.

 LL> Hi me.
 LL> Hi you.
 LL> Hi truth.

 WC>I predict the Taliban or Al Qaeda or pretty much any muslim
 WC>extremest terrorist group will detonate a nuclear device
 WC>in the United States.

 LL> As a small demonstration.  Worked for that Korean dude.
 LL> Of course, he did it on his own soil.

Big ( small) radioactive fizzle it were.

 WC>They will plan this little adventure in Afganistan and Pakistan.

 LL> But Pakistan's president/dictator sez ObL was blown to bits
 LL> at Tora Bora.  And we all know that Muslims never lie...

Sure.

 WC>That's right folks, I left out Iraq pointedly.
 WC>That is not where the threat is.

 LL> Saddam is dead.

Every thing wll be peachy now?


 WC>Perhaps someone should discover oil Afganistan?

 LL> Perhaps someone should discover oil in Israel?

 WC>No wait, there is oil in Afganistan but we do not knoow how much
 WC>of it there is.

 LL> That's right.  The Jews own everything.  Whether it is the world's
 LL> banks or the world's oil, the Jews own it.  Therefore, do not blame
 LL> Bush for the world's problems.  Put the blame where blame belongs.
 LL> Right square on Joe Lieberman.

Ok, now you are delusional.
Who think you are?
Jimmy Carter?

 WC>But wait, that still will not work.
 WC>We cannot defeat te Muslims in Afganistan because we
 WC>are putting 40,000 U.S. troops in harm's way there.

 LL> A better solution would be to make the Arabs happy and invade Israel.

Ok.
Can I bring my lesbian defense force with me? 

 LL> And with the USA being a Christian nation, the Arabs would no longer
 LL> be able to blame the Jews for everything.

 WC>But the Soviets could not emerge victorious with 150,000
 WC>troops in Afganistan.

 LL> Neither could the Brits.

 WC>Hey, here is an idea Lee.

 LL> Wazzat?

 WC>Why don't we think about this a moment.
 WC>Something this administration has yet to do.

 LL> Let's crown Sean Connery as King of Afghanistan.


The man who would be king.
I like it.

 WC>Ah heck, it's only American blood and treasure.
 WC>What counts is the oil company executives have golden parachutes

 LL> Oil isn't everything.  It is the ONLY thing.

Yeah but we are going to run out soon.
That is why we *must* have it.

 LL> America has a bit over 2 percent of the world's oil.
 LL> Iraq has a bit over 10 percent of the world's oil.
 LL> Iran has a bit over 12 percent of the world's oil.
 LL> And then there is Venezuela, which is ruled by another dictator...

He wants to give it to us cheap ( Hess oil)

Bush convined us cheap oil from commie dictators is *bad*
We get it cheap from Iraq.
How much has that war thingn cost so far?
Bet that woukd have bought some oil on the fair market. 

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