"WAYNE CHIRNSIDE -> ROY WITT"  wrote in message
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 -=>> ROY WITT wrote to WAYNE CHIRNSIDE <=-


 WC>> Do you know why you remind me so much of pussie?
 WC>> Well one reason is if you think of it when a pussy
 WC>> sees a dog it runs away.

 RW>> Not my pussy. He chased off a mongrel three times his size last night.

 WC> Yeah?
 WC> Well a cat beat up my Pit Bull one time.

LOL! Which flys in the face of

"When a pussy sees a dog it runs away" - Wayne Churnchimp

 WC> So take that!

 WC> I trained him to behave and I'd take care of anything that attacked him.

Trouble is, you wouldn't recongnize a pussy if it hit you in the face.


 WC> I hope you get pleasure from your cats companionship.

He's my buddy...sleeps with the wife and me (sometimes between us), talks up a
storm when he wants something, knows a few tricks to get a reward for being so
smart.

 WC> I've allergies to felines.

I once had a Siamese cat whose name was Kubla Kahn. He was the asshole of all
cats, shitting on a roomates bed when he mistreated him. He always got into
mischef. One day, I gave him to a paraplegic friend and the cat made a complete
turnaround, becoming his watch cat. Nobody got into that guys house without the
approval of the cat.


 WC> I lost my Pit July of last year.

That's probably a lucky thing for you.

 WC> No interest in getting attached to anything else that might die
 WC> on me.

Did you know that a computer will up and die on you one day? Just for shits and
grins, of course.

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