DR>CONSTITUTION 
DR>They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
DR>we just  give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
DR>guys, it's worked for  over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


DR>TEN COMMANDMENTS 
DR>The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
DR>Courthouse:  You  cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not
DR>Commit Adultery" and "Thou  Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
DR>lawyers, judges and politicians. It  creates a hostile work
DR>environment.


DR>Laterness . . .

Thanks, dude. Those were great.
Especially the first one.

I'm readin George Carlin's "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops" now, 
and they both reminded me of his style.
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