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echo: holysmoke
to: STEVE KEMP
from: LEE LOFASO
date: 2005-02-09 16:06:00
subject: Cleaning Toilets

Hello Steve,

>CH>I wouldn't either. Imagine what that cat might do to you in
>CH>revenge. Remember. Cats never forget.

>LL>Even dead ones never forget.  Remember, cats have nine lives...

>SK>OUCH!

>SK>I have 9 cats!

>SK>So I have 9 squared!

>LL>That ain't nothin'.  A former neighbor had 9 cubed!

SK>Live ones? ;)

34 of them.  Not counting the ones that escaped when the pound arrived.

SK>My wife has pretty much turnt us into a cat rescue...which is cool.

Gee!  I wish my former neighbor would have known about that!

SK>But we haven't been adopting any OUT! And that ain't cool.

Do you have any idea what 34 live cats will do a house?

SK>I dig all the cats though.

Oh, cats are fun.  And sometimes mischievous.

SK>I can't wait 'till summer to come though.

Try living in a swamp.  With real live alligators.

SK>Even though we cave a cat door, they mostly tend to stay inside.
SK>And 9 cats under foot is a muthafugga!

Not as bad as 34.  :)

--Lee


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