SH> Waynie is setting records is notching the best posts in Fido history.
  SH> He's so fucked up from a stroke that he can't talk most days; when he
  SH> does talk, he comes across as a nancing Audrey Hepburn; his spine is
so
  SH> fucked up that he must lie prone 22 hours a day; he's brain necrosis
  SH> (oh whee!), but the mean ole drunk Captain Dave wouldn't mess with
  SH> Nancing Audrey.

  SH> He also picked up 675 lbs of steel.

WC> 657, please don't be exaggerating the facts.

You said 700 lbs when you first posted the hilarious lie, so let's just
approximate, shall we?

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