The Right Reverend Newbomb Turk wrote:
>
> On Wed, 21 Feb 2001 00:33:25 GMT, Jesus Slut Fucker
> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >...sometimes I gos and buys some sauce called "Head Country BBQ"
> >> >> >> >which I den pours on me Ebony goddess then licks off. Since the
> >> >> >> >Sauce is cold I has to tie her to de bed first. I am pretty sure it
> >> >> >> >is not only good, but good fer you as well.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Amazing Kreskin predicts mass postings of the .jpg of your "Ebony
> >> >> >> goddess...."
> >> >> >
> >> >> >...the Amazing Paris predicts da funny farm fer the drunken
> >> >> >Hamm......
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You two morons having a lover's spat?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Well, we were thinking about it, but since your stupid ass has
> >> >returned....
> >> >
> >>
> >> Never left, moron.
> >
> >
> >Better go tell that bullshit to someone like Jack who'll believe
> >it...
> >
>
> Unlike yourself, convict, I have a job that pays more than minimum
> wage, and at times, it keeps me occupied.
ROFL! It wouldn't surprise me to find that I paid more in taxes last
year than you earned.
In any case if you go back and look you'll find I never said
anything about running you off. Hell, I told everyone that you had
abortion clinics to bomb and militia meets to attend.
-Jesus
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To see Mad Hatter aka Commandant (Diaper Boy) adventures with Big
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http://www.bigdaddyhoward.com
Scroll down to Matt. Caution! Diaper Boy homosexual scenes are
graphic and disgusting. Do not view after eating.
Top Ten Mad Hatter aka Commandant Quote List:
10. Pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee Mr. Howard not any more. I
promise to be good, just pllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeee don't spank
my butt no more. 3a24ed88.6879853@news.supernews.com
9. I'm not gay or anything, but I've stuck things up my ass to see
what it feels like! 3a23ed91.598893584@news.supernews.com
8. You think night time incontinence is funny? You try waking up
in a cold pool of piss and see how funny you think that is!
3a29ed91.598893584@news.supernews.com
7. Variety in sex is switching hands. Rubber gloves or a sock
add some spice as well. I've also experimented with those penis
pumps but wasn't all that impressed.
6. I was born with a white count so fucking high.
I can't catch HIV.
5. You may look at me as stupid, so what even if I am, why should I
care?
4. Diapers are the thing to turn a woman on. On the first date you
know a woman digs you if she is willing to change your dirty diaper.
3. Sure I let Big Daddy Spank my ass. He really laid it on. Spanked
my
ass so hard it brought tears to my eyes. He has the pictures of my
red
ass on his web page. But I'm not gay. We never had sex (though he
did get a ragin' hard on as I squirmed on his lap), it was
just spanking.
2. I'm noticed a lot lately that people mistake me for a girl.
1. You can't embarrass me. I piss the bed every night. You think
you can do any worse than that?
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