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 System: Hafa Adai Exchange & BBSNetworks
   Area: Fido-Matzdobre

Why you not stop by Molly's Place and tell any of the yuppies
that hang out there your interesting theories???

I'm buying.
All you can drink for as long as you last.
Or breathe.
Whichever runs out first.

-=> Molly's Place wrote to All <=-

 MP> Ode To Waynie..

 MP> I've a Bike!  I play in one act.

 MP> Sound of sewing machine outside of bar.  It stops.  In walks Waynie.

 MP> Waynie:  I'll have a Shirley Temple, bar maid!  Make it a double!

 MP> Spider (the bar owner):  Did you say Shirley Temple, pardner?

 MP> Waynie:  You've a problem with that?  I can order anything I want! 
I'm
 MP> a biker!  I've a bike!

 MP> Spider:  You talkin' about that sewin' machine sittin' out front?  The
 MP> rice? That the bike you talkin' about?

 MP> Waynie:  You've a problem with that TOO??  Well, I'VE a problem with
 MP> your attitude, mister!

 MP> Spider:  You ain't gonna be a hard case, are you, feller?  Settle
down,
 MP> have your Shirley Temple and ride your rice on outta here.  Why you
 MP> limpin' anyway?

 MP> Waynie:  I've injuries and a stroke!  I've a damaged spine and mind!
 MP> Di. di.  ho.  pussie.  Ack.  Pffft.

 MP> Spider:  Did you call me a pussy, pardner?

 MP> Waynie:  Because I've brain injuries, these things just come out!  And
 MP> galloping senility!  Ho. di.  I worked for Precisionaire!  I've a
spine
 MP> that's two inches shorter!  Di.  ho.  Whose woods these are I think I
 MP> know, ho, di, ack.  I've an acquaintance in Tampa/St. Pete who knows
 MP> what a badass I am.  I issued him a death threat on my computer!
 MP> You've something coming!

 MP> Spider (to Weasle, the bouncer):  Weasle, get this shit outta my bar.

 MP> Weasle:  Git up, feller.  Time to hit the road.

 MP> Waynie:  I read Candide in one hour!  I've a sister who's a doctor!
 MP> I've respect for Bill Clinton!  AWOL Bush!  Dead GIs!  I've
 MP> gallloping.....

 MP> Weasle:  ...make this easy on yourself, pardner.  Just leave.  Now.

 MP> Waynie:  I've Linux!  I've a brother at the Colorado.....

 MP> Weasle, grabs Waynie by the shoulders and throws him out the front
 MP> door: Some days I hate this goddam job.  That asshole was drenched in
 MP> cologne and now I smell like a French whore on dollar night.  Shit.

 MP> Sounds of sewing machine winding up in the parking lot.  Weeee,
weeeee!
 MP> Waynie rides off into the sunset, big pink L glowing on the back of
his
 MP> "biker" jacket.

 MP> Etc....
 MP> ---

... Remember, no matter where you go there you are.
--- MultiMail/Linux v0.47

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 System: Hafa Adai Exchange & BBSNetworks
   Area: Fido-Matzdobre
   Date: 03-30-07 07:51
   From: WAYNE CHIRNSIDE
     To: Molly's Place
   Subj: Re: I've a Suzuki
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Why you not stop by Molly's Place and tell any of the yuppies
that hang out there your interesting theories???

I'm buying.
All you can drink for as long as you last.
Or breathe.
Whichever runs out first.

-=> Molly's Place wrote to All <=-

 MP> Ode To Waynie..

 MP> I've a Bike!  I play in one act.

 MP> Sound of sewing machine outside of bar.  It stops.  In walks Waynie.

 MP> Waynie:  I'll have a Shirley Temple, bar maid!  Make it a double!

 MP> Spider (the bar owner):  Did you say Shirley Temple, pardner?

 MP> Waynie:  You've a problem with that?  I can order anything I want! 
I'm
 MP> a biker!  I've a bike!

 MP> Spider:  You talkin' about that sewin' machine sittin' out front?  The
 MP> rice? That the bike you talkin' about?

 MP> Waynie:  You've a problem with that TOO??  Well, I'VE a problem with
 MP> your attitude, mister!

 MP> Spider:  You ain't gonna be a hard case, are you, feller?  Settle
down,
 MP> have your Shirley Temple and ride your rice on outta here.  Why you
 MP> limpin' anyway?

 MP> Waynie:  I've injuries and a stroke!  I've a damaged spine and mind!
 MP> Di. di.  ho.  pussie.  Ack.  Pffft.

 MP> Spider:  Did you call me a pussy, pardner?

 MP> Waynie:  Because I've brain injuries, these things just come out!  And
 MP> galloping senility!  Ho. di.  I worked for Precisionaire!  I've a
spine
 MP> that's two inches shorter!  Di.  ho.  Whose woods these are I think I
 MP> know, ho, di, ack.  I've an acquaintance in Tampa/St. Pete who knows
 MP> what a badass I am.  I issued him a death threat on my computer!
 MP> You've something coming!

 MP> Spider (to Weasle, the bouncer):  Weasle, get this shit outta my bar.

 MP> Weasle:  Git up, feller.  Time to hit the road.

 MP> Waynie:  I read Candide in one hour!  I've a sister who's a doctor!
 MP> I've respect for Bill Clinton!  AWOL Bush!  Dead GIs!  I've
 MP> gallloping.....

 MP> Weasle:  ...make this easy on yourself, pardner.  Just leave.  Now.

 MP> Waynie:  I've Linux!  I've a brother at the Colorado.....

 MP> Weasle, grabs Waynie by the shoulders and throws him out the front
 MP> door: Some days I hate this goddam job.  That asshole was drenched in
 MP> cologne and now I smell like a French whore on dollar night.  Shit.

 MP> Sounds of sewing machine winding up in the parking lot.  Weeee,
weeeee!
 MP> Waynie rides off into the sunset, big pink L glowing on the back of
his
 MP> "biker" jacket.

 MP> Etc....
 MP> ---

... Remember, no matter where you go there you are.
--- MultiMail/Linux v0.47

When your initials become MP Ross?

What BBS are you using to pose fraudulently under my name and post from?

How you suppress the origin line