* Forwarded (from: PIML) by Roy J. Tellason using timEd 1.01.
* Originally from "Mark A. Smith" (1:270/615.77) to All.
* Original dated: Dec 23 '97, 11:38
Subject: FW: CLINTON W/NEW PUPPY JOKES
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 1997  
If you're one of those offended by Clinton and/or off-color humor, hit
your "Delete" key now! For the rest of you:
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The Top 16 Changes at the White House
Now That the Clintons have a Puppy
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16. To avoid confusion, staff reverts back to referring to Madelaine Albright 
by name.
 
15. New "doggy door" makes it that much easier to sneak out a midnight run to 
McDonald's.
 
14. At long last, Bill won't have to flinch *every* time he hears "Bad boy."
13. President no longer the only one accused of burying his bone in someone 
else's yard.
 
12. "Bitch" label now somewhat ambiguous.
11. Accusations of crotch-sniffing at the White House no longer automatically 
implicate the President.
10. New, unwelcome presents under the Christmas tree.
9. Obviously miffed Socks slips Kenneth Starr a note reading "Bil kilt Vyns 
Fosdr!"
8. Shouts of "Come!" from Lincoln bedroom no longer make Hillary suspicious.
7. Chelsea drops to #2 on the White House Pug-Ugly List.
6. Pipe and slipper retrieval removed from Al Gore's daily to-do list.
5. Roger Clinton no longer the only one to piddle in the Rose Garden.
4. Cries of "What a dog!" no longer make Janet Reno burst into tears at State 
dinners.
3. To the embarrassment of the trainers, dog still unable to tell Al Gore 
from a tree.
2. "Get that horny furball off my leg!" no longer refers exclusively to the 
President.
and the Number 1 Change at the White House
Now That the Clintons have a Puppy...
 
1. Campaign donors staying overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom now find 
complimentary Tootsie Rolls on their pillows.
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