On Fri, 30 May 2003 07:30:57 -0700 "Laurie Campbell" 
writes:
> 
> >> >> >> >If you drink the water, you're in a
state of flux . . .
> >> >> >> 
> >> >> >> And if you wash with the water and a
certain detergent, 
> you're 
> >> in   a   state of Lux.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Go out to the pond and you'll get a spate of ducks....
> >> >> 
> >> >> Sometimes drinking the water requires a box of Chux.
> >> >
> >> >This rhyme string certainly is full of Yux
> >> 
> >> And it is costing us no bux!
> >
> >Unless we go formal and rent a Tux
> 
> Think we better stop, before someone hollers, "This punline sux!"?
> 
> No need. They can press the delete key, because you know, it hucks.

not to mention shucks

> Laurie so far haven't heard any clucks Phoenix

but, eventually, we'll be out of lucks, tygress
> 
> 
> 
> 


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