Mulling over Paul Quinn to Daryl Stout 29 Sep 2006

 PQ> Do you read the snooze?  The last good joke that rattled me hinges
 PQ> was from a month, or so, ago:

 PQ>                      For Baptists Only

 PQ>      Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet
 PQ> dog for company.

 PQ>      One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest
 PQ> and asked, "Father, me dogis dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass
 PQ> for the poor creature?"

 PQ>      Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have
 PQ> services for an animal in the church. But there are some
 PQ> Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they
 PQ> believe. Maybe they'll do somethin' for the creature."

 PQ>      Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000
 PQ> is enough to donate to them for the service?"

 PQ>      Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why
 PQ> didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

 PQ> For those that don't read it.  =:)

Hehe :)

Cheers, Steve.. (who hasn't read the Snooze lately)

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