HL>> GP> As to weapon, I brought my own: Linguistic Superiority!
 HL>> *EG*
 HL>>
 HL>> You can have a waterpistol...
 HL>> A catapult...
 HL>> Lavatory chain...
 HL>> Spanking Paddle...etc...etc...etc...
 GP> Nuh-uhhhh!  YOU said I got MY choice of weapon!!! :(
 GP> Okay, FINE!!!
 GP> How about a peashooter with extra ammo(expired and/or
 GP> obsolete psychotropic meds)?


Will this do?

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