At 05:35 PM 5/31/2003 -0500, Gumbie Tygress wrote:

>> >> > >> >> >> >If you drink the
water, you're in a state of flux . . 
>> .
>> >> > >> >> >> 
>> >> > >> >> >> And if you wash with the
water and a certain 
>> detergent, 
>> >> > you're   in   a   state of Lux.
>> >> > >> >> >
>> >> > >> >> >Go out to the pond and you'll
get a spate of ducks....
>> >> > >> >> 
>> >> > >> >> Sometimes drinking the water
requires a box of Chux.
>> >> > >> >
>> >> > >> >This rhyme string certainly is full of Yux
>> >> > >> 
>> >> > >> And it is costing us no bux!
>> >> > >
>> >> > >Unless we go formal and rent a Tux
>> >> > 
>> >> > Think we better stop, before someone hollers,
"This punline 
>> >> sux!"?
>> >> > 
>> >> > No need. They can press the delete key, because you know, it 
>> >> hucks.
>> >> 
>> >> not to mention shucks
>> >> 
>> >> > Laurie so far haven't heard any clucks Phoenix
>> >> 
>> >> but, eventually, we'll be out of lucks, tygress
>> >> > 
>> >> Right out of the air another one she plucks!
>> >
>> >it's getting so deep, I need my Mukluks....
>> >> > 
>> >> Laurie as long as nobody upchucks Phoenix
>> >
>> >Though coming up with more may drive me nuxs
>> >
>> >(it seems my vocabulary's suffering inward tucks) tygress
>> 
>> Of the matter of creativity, this gets to the crux, but we'd best 
>> be
>> careful we don't spark the Limerick Revolution, redux!
>> 
>> Veloci--et ux--raptor
>
>dunno about you, but I've hit rock bottom on the ucks
>(well, there's one, but I'm NOT gonna type it, except when swearing like
>driver of trucks)

Yes, I also from time to time use that particular one that's more forceful
than "Oh, shux!"

>think we've about done the a to zucks, tygress

True, I suppose.  We should stop before we become more reviled than the
Klan Ku Klux.

Veloci--or the vomitus nux--raptor


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