It's been a good week in politics:

1.  Tomorrow, 13 months after taking office, Hopety Change will finally
reveal his plan for socializing American health care - *the* central issue
of his campaign, which, to his supporters, must seem like 200 years ago.

2.  The Labor Department reports that organized government thugs now
outnumber private sector organized thugs for the first time in history,
which is why Hopety Change appointed some mindless union toady as Secreaty
of Labor.  Labor thugs and their corrupt leaders funded Hopey Change's
campaign, so he repays them by letting them pick their boss.

3.  Every mainstream American press organ reporting the death of Alexander
Haig mentioned his 1981 comment about being in charge here.  Two weeks
earlier in reporting the death of John Murtha, not one mainstream American
press organ reported his cold-blooded killer comment about our Marines.

4.  The ever more frail Cigar Willy, fresh from some heart treatment or the
other, vows to "work harder'n I ever has cawze Ah cain't never slow down."
Now, wherez em goddern interns?  Hey, that's a cute blue dress yer wearin'
sweetcheeks!  Reminds me uv the old days!  Hyuck, hyuck.

5.  Meanwhile, the Clinton woman somberly warns that Iran is descending into
military dictatorship.  Well, no shit, Mrs. Willy.  By the way, when they
have parades in Tehran, those long things with the pointed noses passing in
review are called missiles.  Those tracked vehicles rolling by are called
tanks.  Those goosestepping men in uniforms are called soldiers.

6.  As global warming "science" comes crashing down around the
corrupt hacks
who fabricated it, Al Gore has disappeared from the earth.

7.  Data released this week indicate that mild-mannered, intelligent and
always logical Keith Olbermann has fallen so far in the ratings that he can
no longer see Bill O'Reilly.  Faux Snooze continues to get better ratings
that its next two competitors combined.

8.  Take it away, Fat Ass!

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