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Memphis Wrestling
>> >Home of Rhythm & Bruise
>> >written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}startrek.net
>>November 22 2003
>> >UPN studios Memphis TN
>> >Host:Cory Macklin

It is announced that Brian Tiegland will not be on the show today due to 
being under the weather.  Cory is with Jerry Lawler at ringside.  Jerry 
Lawler compliments the lively fan section.  Cory mentions the Jerry Lawler 
special,Jerry Lawler, This is Your Life.  Jerry asks if this is not one of 
those shows where I am gonna be embarrassed and humiliated.  Cory mentions 
that next week they will be having a Cat in the Hat match which is similar 
to a Raw Roulette match instead of a roulette wheel, it will be drawn out 
of a Dr. Seuss hat today.  Jerry Lawler says that the Birthday Bash will 
start this week as there will be birthday cake and ice cream after the 
show.  They show a picture of the birthday cake.

The first match of the day is Derrick King Vs Bill Dundee.Dundee uses the 
chain and puts his foot on the rope.
Winner:Bill Dundee

They show the Kevin White music video.

Cory announces that Kevin White will not be on the show as he went to see 
the TN Vols. play.  Mr. White(Kevin's dad) comes out and Bill Dundee comes 
out as well and beats up Mr. White with a belt.  The refs separate Bill 
Dundee from Mr. White.

They show a video of Cory meeting Reggie B Fine at the Popeyes at 
Millington off 51 where Reggie is working at the deep fryer.  Cory asks 
where Frankie is and Reggie says that Frankie is in the fryer.  I am 
joking.  I will show you where Frankie is.  Reggie tells a coworker to 
check him off the clock.  They arrive at some building somewhere.  They 
have some hick pull a gun on Cory and the hick is with some other guy.  The 
hick removes a cover from a cage revealing a chicken.  Cory says that does 
not look anything like Frankie.  The hick says that looks like Frankie to 
me.  Reggie then says that he wants a match under my stipulations at the 
King's Birthday Bash.

Koko Ware does his interview in the studio.  This has gone on far enough 
and the fans are fed up as well as I am.They have a guy in a chicken suit 
walk out and Koko says that if he loses the match that he will have to wear 
the chicken suit from one end of Beale St. to the other.  I am not a loser 
and a chicken.  It will be embarrassing for Reggie B Fine.  

They show a Mable interview video.  You know , Rocky Johnson, It hurt me 
more than it hurt me to hurt you than for it to hurt you.  You are gonna be 
another notch in my belt.  Your time is up and I will prove it at the 
Birthday Bash.

They have Rocky Johnson on the phone.  I have been in the business many 
years and I want Mable.  Cory asks Rocky if he will be cleared to wrestle.  
Rocky says that he has been training in the gym every day and getting 
ready.  I want a boxing match and I will take Mable to the wood shed.

The next match of the day is the Lifeguards Vs the Moondogs with April.  
The match eventually goes to the back where they destroy the ice cream and 
some of the party stuff.  It is basically a FOODFIGHT!!!!!   FOODFIGHT!!!!!   
FOODFIGHT!!!!!   April is in it as well.  The Moondogs use brooms and a 
chair.  After the commercial they still are fighting outside.  Lawler says 
that this is Reediculus, this is what happens everytime the Moondogs go to 
a restaurant or a buffet.
Winner:no contest. 

Jerry Lawler does his interview.  Jerry Lawler has his Unified title belt 
with him.  I remember in 1988 beating Henning for the AWA title and then 
beating Kerry Von Erich for the WCCW to unify the two belts in Chicago.  

They show a taped Jimmy Hart interview.  Jimmy Hart is with a birthday cake 
and singing happy birthday.  Jimmy asks what about Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy Hart 
mentioning all his lies about his accomplishments and that it should be a 
Night for Jimmy Hart.  Dutch Mantel is with Jimmy Hart.  I am gonna crash 
the party and he called Lawler a low life egg sucking dog and he mentions 
that it will be his birthday too.  I will be there and make it the most 
memorable birthday.  We are gonna fight and Lawler aint gonna last and 
Jimmy ends the interview with his sickening disgusting evil laugh which 
makes me sick to my stomach.  

Jerry Lawler then says It is coincidence that Dutch Mantel and myself have 
a birthday.  We have a lot of problems between the two of us with one being 
that Dutch has my AWA title belt that Jerry Jarrett gave to him when 
Jarrett was running things.  I will put my World's Unified title belt up 
against the AWA Title belt that Dutch Mantel has and the man that wins get 
both belts.  I will have a special guest in my corner.  It will be a 
unhappy birthday for Dutch Mantel.  

They show a Jerry Lawler highlight video from the 70s with My Way playing.  
They have Lawler Vs Harley Race,Nick Bockwinkle, Bill Dundee,Rocky Johnson, 
Dory Funk Jr., Jackie Fargo and Handsome Jimmy Valiant.

They have the Cat In the Hat Drawing for next week.  First they draw the 
stipulation and they named all the stipulations.  It will be a hair Vs hair 
match.
They name the name of all the wrestlers in the hat;Jerry Lawler,Reggie B 
Fine,Mable, Brian Christopher, Derrick King and Jimmy Hart.
The two names are Brian Christopher and Jerry Lawler.  So Jerry Lawler Vs 
Brian Christopher in a hair Vs hair match next week on TV.

Jerry comes out and says that his name is not supposed to be in the hat as 
he is already fighting Dutch Mantel that night.  Brian Christopher comes 
out to a huge pop.  Were yall about to draw again so Lawler would not have 
to put his hair on the line.  Cory pulled my name and your name.  It is 
set, Me Vs you.  You screwed up Cory.  I never dreamed of Christopher Vs 
Lawler in a hair match.  It is gonna be your birthday.  What is it gonna be 
like to get your head shaved on your birthday.  What will it be like to see 
you next to Jim Ross on Monday Night Raw with your head shaved bald.  They 
would fire you.  Cory then asks who they will replace him with. You? Brain 
then says, At least I will have all my hair and there will be a lot of 
candles on the cake.  Nobody thinks that you can beat me.  You cannot beat 
me.  You know it and I know it.  We will find out next week.  

The last match of the day is Brian Christopher Vs Allen Steel.  Brian jumps 
Steel before the bell rings.  Brian pulls Steel's strap down and says that 
it is Jerry Lawler.  It is a very good match.  Brian does the UPN 30 jam.
Winner:Brian Christopher.

Jerry Lawler is sitting at the desk.  I don't want to say that I am 
confident about match.  I may make a call to a special ref and will 
announce who will be in my corner for the Birthday Bash and that they will 
share what is left of the cake thanks to Cory.  Lo Iq sneaks up and shoves 
Cory's face in the cake.  Cory then says that he quits and walks off.
Next week's TV show,Hair Vs Hair, Jerry Lawler Vs Brian Christopher.

November 29th, 2003 

7:30 PM 

The King's Birthday Bash 

"A Nite Fit For A King" 


World's Unified Title belt(Lawler) Vs The AWA Title belt(Mantel
Jerry Lawler w/ to be announced
-Vs- 
Dutch Mantel w/ Jimmy Hart 

Boxing Match
Mable 
-Vs- 
Rocky Johnson 

Chicken suit match where Loser has to walk the length of Beale St. twice in 
a chicken suit.
Koko B. Ware 
-Vs- 
Reggie B. Fine 

Super Midget / Corey Maclin 
-Vs- 
Lo Low IQ / Jimmy Hart 

Concession Stand Battle Royal: 
R&R Express 
The Moondogs 
Shock 

BRIAN CHRISTOPHER "GRANDMASTER" SEXY 

BILL "SUPERSTAR" DUNDEE 

"DANGEROUS" DOUG GILBERT 




and many more! 

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