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stolenfromthenet{at}yahoo.com (Evad Seltzer) wrote:
| McMahon is now the chairman of the board of the WWE, a
| multibillion-dollar corporation

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


| Shane is president of digital media

Does this mean that all the praise for the Ric Flair DVD should be
aimed his way?


| "I feel I'm still in puberty."

This explains a lot of the inane storylines.


| "I had a conversation with our TV writers not that long ago. I told
| them that I'm turning 58 in August (on the 24th) and they said they
| were thinking of curtailing my on-air schedule when I reach 60. I said
| that was damn nice of them.

LOL.


| "Every time I have a match, I think it will be my last and one day it
| will be because I much prefer being the producer and director. I love
| to have my fingers in all the pots, that way I can louse up
| everything."

LMAO.  That last sentence needs to go in someone's sig.


| "I read the Internet for a while

I'll bet he was posting as Loud Poops.


| "I am my own worst critic. 

You haven't been on the net lately, then.


| McMahon has no serious threat to WWE's command of the business since
| he bought onetime rival World Championship Wrestling. The vicious
| rating war became a personal feud between McMahon and WCW owner Ted
| Turner

I still get a good laugh at how Vince thought this was a big battle
between him and Ted.  I picture Vince obsessing over Turner every
day of the ratings war, and Ted only thinking about Vince once ow
twice a year when one of his VPs would bring up his name.


| The future seems to be a favourite topic for McMahon. Surprisingly,
| WWE's long-range outlook goes far beyond what many would expect, but
| it is tempered with a mindful short-term focus.

Hell, I'd be surprised if they've finalized plans for tonight's Raw.

 
| "We are looking at Wrestlemania 24 now," said McMahon

WTF could he possibly be planning that far ahead?  Other than venue,
I can't see much else.  He doesn't know what wrestlers will be
around then.  Wasn't it reported that WWF (or was it WCW?) had a
Continuity Director on staff 5 or 10 years ago who had a huge board
with listings of who was involved in feuds with whom, who had allied
themselves with whom, etc (with arrows all over the place) so that
if one person turned heel, they could see everyone that it should
effect?


| "There's only one name that I think on the entire roster no one could
| legitimately be jealous of me talking about ... Chris Benoit.
| 
| "There are few athletes in the world like him. 
| 
| "He always been on the cusp on something big.

And I keep having to hold him down!"

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