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stolenfromthenet{at}yahoo.com (Evad Seltzer) wrote:
| Kevin Nash, who has pocketed millions of dollars over the past
| decade as a result of inflated contracts, said in a recent radio
| interview that he doesn't think WWE is going to offer him another big
| deal when his current one comes up for renewal in February. 

February?  Both the Torch and bob.con keep saying his contract
expired 12/31/2003.  Where did Mooneyham get this "February" info
from?


| According to an article Friday in the Hollywood Reporter, WWE Films
| has acquired an untitled horror movie pitch from writer Dan Madigan
| with plans to develop it as a starring vehicle for "one of the
| organization's most popular wrestlers," most likely Triple H.
| 
| The lead character, stated the article, is a remorseless, relentless,
| vicious and sadistic monster cut from the same cloth as such horror
| franchise icons as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.

Did I read somewhere that this was going to be given to Kane?  Kane
has "the look" for a killer, but has he had any on-screen roles
other than wrestling?  He actually has 72 roles listed at
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0414417 but they all appear to be WWF/WWE.


| Steve Corino was sentenced to one year of probation as part of a
| settlement of his forgery case, according to an article in The
| Norristown (Pa.) Times Herald.
| 
| The 30-year-old Corino was placed in an Accelerated Rehabilitative
| Disposition program. The program, which does not require defendants to
| acknowledge guilt, allows offenders to clear their records after
| probation. Corino brought a $13,100 check to court to cover
| restitution towards an ex-girlfriend who brought the charges against
| him, as well as her travel expenses to attend a previous hearing.
| 
| The decision made by the District Attorney to place Corino into
| probation and settling the case, rather than going to trial, was based
| on the payment to Corino's ex-girlfriend.

He should have just signed over one of his bounced checks from his
days in ECW.


| William Jones, who worked in ECW as Chilly Willy, recently received
| a Purple Heart for service in the United States military while on tour
| in Iraq.

Was he announced as being from (whatever small town is right next to
Baghdad)?

When in ECW, (if he ever held a title) he should have adopted Bret
Hart's defense and told Paul that he'd be willing to drop the title,
but not in his home town.


| Longtime mat announcer Gene Okerlund plans to double his "Mean
| Gene's Burgers" restaurant chain within the next year. There are
| currently 234 Mean Gene's restaurants worldwide. The company plans to
| open 500 by the end of 2004

Is there a list of where the current locations are?  I tried a bunch
of google searches a few months ago, but couldn't find anything.  I
think there's one in Duluth, MN--but I'm not going that far for one.


| The midget wrestler who appeared on a recent Raw was Beautiful
| Bobby, the son of former midget world champion Lord Roger Littlebrook
| (Eric Tovey).

Is it common for offspring of midgets to be midgets themselves?  If
it were, I'd expect there to be a lot more of them.

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