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Worst Interviewee                       

Award Description:

To be given to the person who gives the worst interview in the biz. This
could be a wrestler or a manager.

Previous Winners:

  1990: Ultimate Warrior 
  1991: El Gigante 
  1992: Ultimate Warrior 
  1993: Giant Gonzalez 
  1994: Yokozuna 
  1995: Hulk Hogan
  1996: Ahmed Johnson
  1997: Ahmed Johnson
  1998: Warrior
  1999: Sid Vicious
  2000: Hardy Boyz
  2001: Linda McMahon
  2002: Triple H

**2003**: Al Wilson

122 first place votes
114 second place votes
108 third place votes

 29 12  7  195   Al Wilson
 12 14 11  124   Linda McMahon
 14  6 11  110   Stephanie McMahon
 11  7  4   84   Triple H
  6  9  7   71   Sable
  6  6 10   68   Scott Steiner
  2 10  2   44   Goldberg
  4  4  3   38   Roddy Piper
  2  4  6   34   Rob van Dam
  4  3  1   31   Kevin Nash
  2  4  3   28   Big Show
  1  4  4   25   Bradshaw
  2  3  2   23   Kane
  0  5  4   23   Billy Kidman
  2  1  3   19   Gail Kim
  2  2  1   18   Brock Lesnar
  1  1  5   18   Randy Orton
  3  0  0   15   Terri
  2  1  1   15   Lance Storm
  0  3  3   15   Shane McMahon
  0  3  3   15   La Resistance
  1  2  1   13   Nathan Jones
  2  0  1   12   Lita
  1  1  1   10   A-Train
  1  1  0    8   Mark Henry
  1  1  0    8   Goldy Locks
  1  0  1    7   Test
  1  0  1    7   Batista
  0  1  2    7   Undertaker
  0  2  0    6   Bubba Ray Dudley
  1  0  0    5   Zach Gowen
  1  0  0    5   Sting
  1  0  0    5   Rodney Mack
  1  0  0    5   Rico
  1  0  0    5   Ric Flair
  1  0  0    5   Payton Scott
  1  0  0    5   Low Ki
  1  0  0    5   Jonathan Coachman
  1  0  0    5   Jerry Lynn
  0  1  1    5   Jeff Jarrett
  0  1  0    3   Jazz
  0  1  0    3   Chris Benoit
  0  1  0    3   AJ Styles
  0  0  1    2   Teddy Long
  0  0  1    2   Rue
  0  0  1    2   Rhyno
  0  0  1    2   Maven
  0  0  1    2   Marc Loyd
  0  0  1    2   Lex Luger
  0  0  1    2   Jeff Hardy
  0  0  1    2   Billy Gunn
  0  0  1    2   Basham Brothers

HACK-MAN: For Worst Interviewee I was torn.  Sure there are a lot of
wrestlers who are bad on the stick, but worse yet was when WWE tried to
put non-wrestlers in a speaking role that they are totally unprepared for.  
I went with Sable, Linda McMahon, and Al Wilson.

PAUL ZOROVICH: Al Wilson -- who was a stiff even BEFORE he was "dead."  
Bill Goldberg still hasn't learned how to give a credible interview, and
Linda McMahon, well, 'nuff said.

JON RICHARDSON: Is Triple-H capable of shutting up after just 5 minutes?  
Or just shutting up entirely.  Steph is #2 for monopolizing almost as much
time as Hunter, while having as little to say.  Test has been there for 5
years and still can't cut a coherant promo.

CRIMEFIGHTER:  Al Wilson is the most boring man on the mike, thankfully
he's "dead".  Scott Steiner messed up his interviews a lot, somehow they
always were OFF CAMERA though.  And of course Triple H still consistantly
bores us to tears.

MICHAEL: 1st:  Triple H.  unless you like a guy who builds up a match and
cuts the knees out from his opponents at the same time. 3rd:  La
Resistance.  Rent them a copy of ³French Kiss², sit them in front of it
and tell them to pay CLOSE attention to Kevin Kline for Godıs sake!

CHRIS BIRD: See, it used to be that Linda McMahon was always my top pick
for this one, but nowadays even Linda's total lack of drama is surpassed
when people are willing to give the likes of Al Wilson and Roddy Piper
microphones. Wilson and Piper can't even string together coherent
sentences.

MATTHEW HOCKING.  Al Wilson and Billy Kidman are locks, but Linda McMahon
is certainly as deserving of the honor as anybody else.  She should never
ever be on TV unless it's to make a HUGE announcement, and even then, keep
it short keep it sweet.

RICK SCAIA: Al Wilson's pro wrestling "career" will end up being about six
months, all told.  And yet, there's no doubt that he deserves to win this
"award" for the second year in a row.  A trick of the calendar, maybe, but
I don't think we'll EVER see anybody descend to the depths of suck
displayed by Al Wilson.

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