Maybe I've seen it before, maybe not... It's still cute....

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From: "dorothy reynolds" 
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 11:31:38 -0700
Subject: Fw: Subject: Kids Thoughts on Relationships

Barb,
You may have seen these before, but I think they're priceless.
DR
       
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> Subject: Kids Thoughts on Relationships
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> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
> 
> 
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.  Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
> the chips and dip coming.                Alan, age 10
> 
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
> who you're stuck with.      Kirsten, age 10
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> 
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> 
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.     Camille, age 10
> 
> No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> married.       Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
> 
> 
> 
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> 
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the same kids.      Derrick, age 8
> 
> 
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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> Both don't want any more kids.     Lori, age 8
> 
> 
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> 
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
> enough.     Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
> 
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.      Martin, age
10
> 
> 
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> 
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>     Craig, age 9
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> 
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> 
> When they're rich.         Pam, age 7
> 
> 
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> with that.     Curt, age 7
> 
> 
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.     Howard,
age
> 8
> 
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> 
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
> never  going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
> out.
>     Theodore, age 8
> 
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.  Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
>     Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
> 
> 
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> 
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?    
Kelvin,
> age 8
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>    "And the #1 Favorite is........"
> 
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> 
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
> truck.     Ricky, age 10
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