an oldie but a =cough= goodie
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From: "dorothy reynolds" 
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 08:37:51 -0700
Subject: Fw: Two Little Kids

Cute!
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> Subject: Two Little Kids
>
>
> TWO LITTLE KIDS
> Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other,
> outside the operating room.
>
> The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
>
> The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little
> nervous."
>
> The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when
> I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake
> up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
>
> The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"  The
first kid says,
"A
> Circumcision."
>
> And the second kid says, "Whoa,  Good luck buddy, I had that done when
I
was
> born. Couldn't walk for a year."
>
>
>

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