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echo: surv_rush
to: JOHN SAMPSON
from: LARRY GAULT
date: 1997-12-17 19:48:00
subject: Re: The American Culture

JS> C. Taking the argument to "B." to it's ultimate ridiculous conclusion,
JS> we would need to print election ballots, and all government forms in 
JS> EVERY language known to man since we have virtually EVERY nationality 
JS> here in America. And THAT would result in a disentegration of society 
JS> and the forming of various factions based on nationality.
Can *you* say "Tower of Babel?"
E't blicks yi keit.
After doing the multi-lingual ballot thingy, our next step of course would
be to have all the courtrooms in this country hooked up to interpreting
machines, much like those in the U.N. General Assembly. That way, when 
someone was called for jury duty, they would not be inconvienced by a silly
little language barrier.
And we could have all military hats and helmets equipped with built in
translators so that all might fulfill those obligations, as well.
JS> This gives rise to a novel idea. Since so many of the Mexican 
JS> population resides in the United States, and a certain percentage of 
JS> the Mexican population was BORN in the United States, then we should 
JS> demand Mexico have bilingual education as well so we wouldn't HAVE
JS> this  problem. What do you think?
Only if you include four semester hours of Southernese, John. Ya'll heah?
Direct to you from the keyboard of Larry Gault...
      
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