I read a puff piece on Bill v. Chelsea Clinton as campaigners this morning
that contained this line:

"Bill Clinton is a master of retail politicking, widely acknowledged to have
few peers as a campaigner."

I again asked myself "who is doing all this acknowleding?"  Now, I
understand that there are certain people, among them many men, who swoon
like school girls at the mention of Cigar Willy's name (spilled milk
anyone?), but is he really that good a politician?  Sure, he can seduce
certain men, but is he really that good of a politican?

During the 1992 campaign, Cigar Willy said that he had avoided the Vietnam
draft because of student deferments - he was off studying something or the
other at Oxford, he said.  Cigar, not realizing that other people were alive
in 1969, thought he could grease this lie past gullible voters.  Come to
find out, graduate deferments ended in 1969, and Slick received not one but
two draft notices, both of which he spiked.  To keep himself out of Vietnam
(and jail), this moral and physical coward offered a deal to Col. Eugene
Holmes to enter the U of Arkansas ROTC program, which granted another
deferment.  Of course, this cornpone half wit reneged on the deal in the
infamous letter in which he expressed his loathing of the military.  Did
this "master of retail politicking" not realize that these things
would come
out?  (I will remark here that it is testament to Slick's ability to seduce
men that maleish participants here continue to deny on Cigar's behalf that
he lumped himself in with the "many fine people" who loate the military).

Also during the 1992 campaign, Cigar told us that he tried marijuana but
didn't inhale.  This lie is so outlandishly stupid that no comment is
necessary.

Also during the 1992 campaign, Slick told us that he didn't spill his milk
with Gennifer Flowers.  Whoops.  She taped the conversations.  It is
testament to Cigar's ability to seduce men that maleish participants here
continue to claim on Slick's behalf that Ms. Flowers either doctored of
fabricated that tape out of whole cloth.  I wonder who she recruited to say
Cigar's lines?

During the 1996 campaign, Cigar loudly proclaimed to an audience of cheering
morons, "Of the people, by the people and for the people.  At least I think
that's what the Declaration of Independence says!"  If this ditch carp had
forgotten the last line of a Willard Filmore speech, it wouldn't be so
surprising, but the Gettysburg Address?  No, what this gaffe reveals is that
this "master of retail politicking" has never read either the Gettysburg
Address OR the Declaration of Independence.  How do you get through law
school without reading the DoI?

In 1998, Slick calls a news conference to point his boney finger and sneer
"Ah did not have sexshul relations with that woman, Miss
Lewinsky."  Whoops.
She kept the dress and the milk stain.  It is testament to Slick's ability
to seduce men that maleish participants here continue to deny on his behalf
that Slick was having "sexshul relations with that woman."

During this campaign, the one for Hillary!, Cigar has been a walking,
talking gaffe machine, telling us that he opposed the Iraq war from the
beginning (we have him on video saying otherwise).  If he doesn't like the
question, Slick attacks the reporter.  If he doesn't like how they vote,
Cigar attacks putative allies poking his boney ass finger in their faces.
If he doesn't like their endorsement, Slick has his mindless surrogates
attack former cabinet members (what are we up to now, five Cigar cabinet
members who have endorsed Obambam?).

Just masterful, This Man From Hope.

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