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The Rap Sheet - from the Crimefighter
New Midwest Wrestling's November Reign II
11/22/2K3 Springfield, IL

Less talk, lots more action!

This rap sheet is posted on http://www.newmidwest.com/forum , the newsgroup
rec.sport.pro-wrestling.info , and the new address for the Rap Sheet Dossier
is http://rap-sheet.tripod.com .

You know I didn't think this day would ever arrive, considering the crap I
had to endure with wrestlers OUTSIDE of NMW.  I've been battling one
absolute dimwitted loudmouth paper champion and his manager who flips
between two different names without any change in appearance as if he's
doing the Clark Kent/Superman secret identity thing or something on the
shows.  You could fool a few kids but it doesn't work if the person uses
both names and signs with the wrong name when posting under another ID.  And
he worries about spoiling it.  Thankfully the nimrod lost the belt he never
won in the first place.  Unfortunately he still won't shut up, and I've
gotten wind he's gonna do something stupid if I appear on another one of
their shows.

The annual voting for the RSPW Year End Awards is almost over, if you
haven't cast your vote for the best and worst of the year in wrestling...GET
YOUR BUTT MOVING!!!  YOU GOT 'TIL MONDAY TO VOTE!!!  http://www.rspw.org for
the ballot, info and other stuff.

Tonight's show had parking run out, and the lot was not well utilized for
space.  They could not use the lot next door cause for some reason the
owners of the property don't wanna share their unoccupied after business
hours space.  The other neighboring lot couldn't share space either cause
the Bradfordton Town Hall was having some function.  Yeah, the shows are
actually taking place in a little village called Bradfordton just northwest
of Springfield, but finding the town of less than fifty or so on a map is
considered difficult.  Those people who arrive at the show early or are
personnel for the show need to park the cars between the lines or something
and have the people in line located along the edge of the parking lot
instead of the middle of it for their own safety.  The lot in back has some
room left to rock and mow down the weeds so cars can park back there.
Attendance looked to be pushing well over 300, they certainly crammed in
that gym, and may soon need to get themselves a bigger venue if they have to
start turning people away.  While in line I overheard someone say they're
leaving before the show is over, I ask why, they say because they drove out
from Bloomington and don't want to be out there after 10pm.  Perhaps NMW
should consider moving the start time back an hour to 6pm.  In previous
months people had to leave cause they had to work the late shift.  Since it
gets dark a lot earlier, might be wise.

Your ring announcer is Jimmy "The Bruiser" Osbourne.  An NMW
"Desire" video
airs before the matches begin.

One Weapon Triple Threat #1 Conteders Match Central IL Title
Toga Steve (3-3) 5'10" 240lbs. Carbondale, IL w/ Freshman Matt Boston vs.
Lucious P. Cotrain (6-3) 5'10" 230lbs. Land of Lucious vs.
"Rather Charming"
Bradley Stephens (5-2) 6'0" 225lbs. Las Vegas, NV - The winner has to use
the weapon against an opponent to pin him.  The freshman has a bunch of
weapons with him.  Toga Steve has the mike, goes through the choices of
weapons, what about a keg?  He thought of it, but it's been done.  So he's
gonna do something special, he turns to his partner saying since he's not
doing anything tonight, so he's the weapon!  Just about everyone in the NMW
Forums called that one!  I thought the idea was barbaric.  Matt says he's
not dressed to wrestle, so Toga says we'll let fate decide, and he still
picks Boston.  He orders him to get the other crap out of the ring.  I dunno
HOW they're gonna use him as a weapon, I mean he's only 120 pounds.  He's
gonna be used like a rag doll.  Stephens sneaks up and gets hit with a
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  LPC and Toga double team suplex on Brad.  Boston
is used for a double team leg drop, LPC goes after Toga.  Toga suplexes LPC,
Toga calls Boston, whip tosses Boston into the gut of LPC.  Stephens lurks
on the outside, Toga keeps pounding on LPC, elbow to the back of the head.
Toga slams Boston on LPC.  Bizarre and barbaric.  Toga chokes LPC, Stephens
has Boston and rams him into both men for a double two count.  Elbow on back
of Toga, Brad whip clothesline on Toga.  Brad slams Boston on Toga for two.
LPC goes to work on both men, LPC bodyslams Toga and Stephens.  LPC has
Boston, splash on Toga gets one.  Stephens breaks it up and goes outside.
LPC goes after Brad and slugs him, tosses him into the stairs.  Toss in,
Toga has him in the corner, set up for shattered dreams, but Toga uses
Boston for the Bushwhacker Battering Ram into the gut of Brad.  Toga waits
on Brad, LPC lurks outside.  Toga messes up a move, then clotheslines
Stephens over the top, Brad hits hard on the apron.  LPC drops a fist from
the apron on Brad, toss in the ring.  Toga tries a suplex, it's blocked,
Brad can't lift him, Toga barely gets him up for a slam.  Toga tilt-a-whirl
slams Boston on Stephens for two.  LPC has Boston, suplexes him on top of
Brad for two.  Toga has Boston on his shoulders, double team Saluki hammer!
Everyone's slowly getting up, Brad and LPC double team Toga, Brad doesn't
want to help LPC with a double team, double whip Toga fights them both off.
Belly to belly down on LPC's head, belly to belly face first on Brad.
Boston with a whip, misses Brad, but he gets crossbodied on Toga sending him
out, KICK WHAM STUNNER LPC on Brad!  LPC has Boston up on the second rope,
tilt-a-whirl splash on Stephens and it's 1-2-3!  Truly bizarre match.  Toga
dejected leaves his tag partner behind.

WINNER:  Lucious P. Cotrain pin -> (7-4) 8:50 mins. **½

Drive Thru - Red (0-0) 5'9" 197lbs. Decatur, IL, Coop (0-0) 5'11" 304lbs.
Decatur, IL & El Pollo Loco (0-3-0-1) 5'9" 140lbs. Hatchling, AL w/ Peter
McDonald Sanders vs. EZ Money - Discount Gigolo (1-1) 5'11" 180lbs. Red
Light District, Tricky Dick Moore (0-0) 5'10" 180lbs. Beaverdale, PA
& "The
Marvel" Shane Matthews (0-2) 6'0" 195lbs. Atlantic City, GA - This was
originally supposed to be a tag match between Drive Thru and EZ Money, but
the promoters inserted EPL and Matthews at the last minute changing this to
a six-man.  Sanders for some reason is yelling a lot and wants nothing to do
with EPL.  I start the KFC chant to tease EPL, some people got the idea and
chanted along, but all the attention was drawn to a large Drive Thru banner
covered in mustard.  Peter McDonald Sanders is the new manager of Drive
Thru, and this guy ALREADY is picking a fight with me acting like a
know-it-all and repeatedly lying about things I have or haven't done.  This
man is completely devoid of any semblance of a clue, and is extremely drunk
on RON's brew.  Red and Matthews start, headlock Red, shoveoff shoulderblock
kip up by Marvel.  Waistlock, takedown by Red, Red elbows Shane, inverted
atomic drop on Matthews, then a flatliner!  Tag out, in comes Discount
Gigolo, PMS argues with someone in front of me, whip Gigolo clothesline on
Red!  Suplex by Gigolo, Red rakes the face, Red with a slam, tag Coop!  Slam
by Coop, big heavy elbowdrop gets two.  Loco wants in the worst way, whip
Gigolo crashes into a brick wall.  Tag Red, he stomps away, double team
splash and elbow, cover gets one Shane saves it.  Red pounds away, whip
Gigolo into the corner, Red with a splash, drops down for Coop as if he was
going to do Hardy Boy double-team but Red jumps up to call it off and got
sandwiched in the corner!  How stupid was that!  Coop has only one guy to
tag out to, tag EPL!  Loco pounds away on Gigolo, whip reversed clothesline
Gigolo!  Tag Moore, suplex on Loco gets two.  Moore whip clothesline missed,
Loco hits a DDT for two.  Rolling thunder gets two.  Loco tags Red, middle
rope punch to the back.  Whip ugly looking hip toss by Red gets one.  PMS
still runs his mouth.  Red with a slam, off the ropes drops an elbow for
two.  Red argues, whip Red eats a boot, tornado DDT by Moore!  Dueling
chants going on, Coop and EPL fight over who's to tag in.  EPL and Shane are
tagged in, clotheslines, doesn't work on Coop, Gigolo gets Moore for a
double team clothesline, Gigolo drops an elbow outside, Shane fights EPL in
the corner, PMS is in a fight with someone, Shane has EPL on his shoulders,
EPL escapes, superkick misses, Matthews gets EPL on his shoulders again for
a Samoan Drop for three!  I won't be keeping a tally for six-man matches.
EPL stumbles out of the ring and is completely dazed.

WINNERS:  Shane Matthews, Dick Moore & Ken Mills pin -> 8:30 mins. **¾

Holy crap, look who this is coming to ringside!  It's Ricky!  He's been a
spectator for about every NMW show there's been and he's now a referee!  I
can't believe it!  And fans around ringside are really chewing him out with
a CLB chant, they do not want him around!  And the first match ever for him
is this one:

Hardcore Match Falls Count Anywhere
Danger Doug Fraze (3-4) 6'6" 275lbs. Chicago, IL vs. New World Quinten Tyler
(1-3) 5'11" 230lbs. Denver, CO - Jimmy warns us to clear out if the action
gets too close or comes their way.  This is gonna be brutal.  NWQ is fired
up and ready for a fight!  Alas he got too excited, he just messed up his
knee during the ring entrance!  NWQ was begging me not to report this cause
it was too embarrassing to him!  300 people saw it though and it's a factor
in the match, so what's the point of keeping it secret?  NWQ goes out and
hides behind the rail.  Doug has a hockey stick, NWQ with repeated
chairshots to the head and back.  NWQ with a quick cover but the ref won't
count it, NWQ argues that falls count anywhere, Jimmy says the match must
start in the ring.  Fine.  CLB chant fires off again.  Quinten struggles to
lift Doug up, but is having problems doing so cause of that freshly damaged
knee from bouncing around in the ring.  Doug is too heavy for him, but he
manages to get a foot on the apron, then gets him in there.  NOW the time
starts, cover NWQ gets two.  NWQ with a pickup, suplex, number two,
trifecta!  NWQ with a legdrop gets two.  I finally get an explanation of
CLB - Creepy Little Bastard.  The guys in front of me continue to chew the
ref out, NWQ brings the weapons.  Guy says he sucks as a ref.  Weapons -
bat, chair, lid, silver pans tossed.  Doug with a LOW BLOW.  Doug blasts NWQ
with a pan!  Three chairshots to the back, Doug chokes away with the leg.
Fraze whip and toss out of the ring.  Doug whacks Quinten with the lid,
takes NWQ by the commentator's booth, choke on the floor, toss into the
ladder!  Doug rams NWQ into the door and they're OUTSIDE!!!  ARRGH!!!  I'm
parked right by there!  I did discover later some man who drove a
convertible actually parked right in front of the back door.  I leave my
seat to go out through another door to make sure they don't wreck any cars
but they're coming back in that way!  We're in the concession area!  NWQ and
Doug are fighting in there, DDT ON THE FLOOR BY Doug!!!  Fraze goes to the
concession window, gets a bag of popcorn, where's the cameras?  Doug BLASTS
NWQ with the bag and popcorn goes everywhere!  He wants more concessions!
Doug has something in his hand, he's eating a hot dog!  He kicks away on
NWQ, gets NWQ up and we're going back to the ring!  Good thing they got the
man in that wheelchair out, cause it was going to be in the way.  Toss over
the rail, stomp on the floor.  Toss into the post, whip reversed Doug goes
into the stairs!  They're slow to get up.  Head slam into the apron, someone
gets posted.  Doug slugs away on Quinten, plastic chair is fetched, the BUMP
sign is brought out and used.  Doug shoves the ref, drops the sign on the
floor.  Doug has NWQ on the apron, kicks him, pedigree attempt on the apron?
Doug is blocked and goes face first into the BUMP sign, cover gets two!
Quinten mills around, gets a pair of pans, PANCHAIRTO!  Repeated shots on
Doug's head, NWQ legdrop gets two.  Danger elbows Quinten, shot to the face
with the pan and NWQ is down.  Someone has that "Danger doesn't suck, YOU
DO" sign.  Danger Doug has NWQ and POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE FLOOR!  IT'S OVER!
And Doug blasts him with the hockey stick on his way out.  Somehow Quinten
is able to get up from that.

WINNER:  "Danger" Doug Fraze pin -> (4-4) 13 mins. ***

Overthrown President "Mr. Hollywood" Stan Sallinger (0-4) 6'3" 260lbs.
Hollywood Hills, CA vs. "The Cruiserweight Redneck" Earl Grissom (7-7-0-1)
5'10" 170lbs. Rushville, IL - The stip here is that Earl Grissom must become
Stan's slave if he loses for who knows what.  Stan has yet to send me the
write-up for the September show for the archives.  Lockup, shove Stan.
Lockup, slam Stan.  Arm drag, hip toss by Earl, head slam in the mat.
Lockup, Stan with a whip, splash in the corner misses.  Earl pounds away
with a ten punch count, then a bite.  Another whip reversed Stan misses the
splash again.  Earl gets caught though in a hooked suplex.  Stan with a pair
of atomic drops that get a two count.  Stan with a whip, drop kick to the
knee.  Stan drops the elbows on the knee.  Earl hits a spinning heel kick.
Elbow, headbutt on the mat by Earl, second one misses.  Stan slugs away,
whip spinebuster gets two.  Stan slugs away some more, Earl with a kick off
an Irish whip, spinning neckbreaker.  Earl follows up with the spinning LEG
neckbreaker, a bit sloppy on execution.  Earl goes up, waits for Stan to get
up, flying bulldog misses.  Stan with the swinging full-nelson slam only
gets two.  Stan goes out and fetches a chair, ref stops him, he tries
another move, it's blocked but he grabs a $300-400 video camcorder from the
cameraman who decided to hop up on the apron to shoot and breaks the camera
on Earl's head.  The ref appears to have seen it, but he counts the pin
anyway.  Where's the DQ?  Stan gets his first win but it's horribly tainted.
Now Earl is his slave.

WINNER: "Mr. Hollywood" Stan Sallinger pin -> (1-4) 6:50 mins. **

Central IL Championship - Triple Threat TLC
(c)"The UNDERachiever" Billy Morgan (5-5) 5'10" 172lbs.
Riverton, IL vs.
Eric Logan (8-6) 5'10" 173lbs. Palm Springs, FL vs. El Diablo Silverado
(10-7) 5'8" 173lbs. Beardstown, IL - EDS has a new mask this month, large
opening on top for his hair to be shown.  Morgan's crew isn't here, and they
aren't allowed here.  Eric Logan comes in, EDS is in his face, Logan does
his moonsault off the top right over EDS and gets speared for it.  Big fight
on the mat before Morgan's even out here, spear by Logan on EDS.  Morgan
climbs the ladder outside and just watches this.  Whip EDS hiptoss on Logan.
EDS throws Logan out, Morgan stomps away on Logan.  EDS with a dive to the
outside on Morgan, Logan goes up, EDS pounds on Billy then dares Logan to
dive on him, he does.  Clothesline on the floor.  Eric Logan tosses EDS back
in, stomps away.  Logan whip tilt-a-whirl slam.  Morgan's on the floor and
just now climbs in.  Logan throws EDS into Billy sending him down.  Logan
has a STOP sign and whacks EDS with it.  Logan drops an elbow, he goes up,
gets tripped up.  EDS goes up with Logan, hurraconranna.  Morgan's got the
ladder, EDS goes out looking for something, it's another ladder.  He almost
pops someone in the crowd with it.  EDS is gonna go for the belt.  Morgan
rushes in and knocks him off, whack with the STOP sign on EDS and Logan.
Morgan sets the ladder up in the corner, whip to the other corner, whip
reverse Morgan hits the ladder face first.  EDS sets the ladder back up,
catapult into the ladder Morgan goes.  Ladder is tossed out, EDS whips
Logan, Juvy Driver!  EDS goes to the top rope, Logan crotches EDS.  Logan
goes up to do the superplex, Morgan grabs Logan on his shoulders, double
team superplex, Logan lands on the back of his head badly!  Logan is hurt
bad.  EDS goes out, Morgan goes out.  Morgan crawls under the ring for a
chair, EDS puts the ladder back in.  Morgan hits Logan and EDS with a weak
looking chairshot.  Hey my grandma hits harder than that!  Fan comment, he
hits harder on the outside of the ring so he's gotta go easy on the inside.
Eh?  Morgan gets the other ladder in, stomps on Logan and pitches him out.
Billy's got big red welts on his back.  Billy puts the ladder in a corner as
a floor.  He kicks a ladder in Logan's face.  The orange ladder is standing
up, the blue ladder is bridged on the orange ladder and the top rope.
Morgan has EDS on his shoulders, a head slam into the ladder and Morgan
caught his knees on the ropes on the way down landing badly.  Morgan's
outside, Logan's back in.  Dumps the blue ladder out, has the orange ladder
not lined up, punches EDS through the ladder.  EDS UNPRETTIER FROM THE TOP
OF THE LADDER!!!  Morgan fetches something, it's a trash can, no it's a
table!  EDS climbs for the belt, Morgan's busted wide open, has a lid,
whacks EDS with it.  11 mins.  Morgan with a kick, Logan's head gets rammed
into the ladder.  Morgan goes for the table, sets it up outside.  Has
another one!  He whacks EDS.  Two tables are set up, trash can lids are
flying.  The BUMP sign is out again.  Billy with a kick, goes for a
powerbomb, Logan fights out of it, slugs away on the floor.  EDS goes out,
Eric back in, Logan tosses the lid out of the ring, EDS tosses Morgan back
in.  Logan has a chair, puts it in the bottom and middle ropes.  Morgan is
put in the tree of woe, Logan with the 619 in the corner kicking the chair
in his face!  Logan goes to work on EDS, gets the chair and whacks him.  DDT
by Logan, he goes out.  He gets another chair, throws the BUMP sign in.  Two
chairs, a BUMP make a sort of table, fisherman's slam into the BUMP sign.
He sits the ladder on top of EDS, Morgan just now is getting up and LOW
BLOWS Logan!  Samoan drop on Logan.  EDS with a chairshot to the back of
Morgan.  EDS climbs for the belt, Logan stands up and stops him.  16 mins.
Logan slugs away, clothesline over the top next to the tables.  Logan
pickup, reverse DDT on the floor!  Logan slams EDS head on the table, puts
him on the table, gets the blue ladder, ref barely gets out of the way.
Logan climbs the blue ladder, Morgan is behind Logan, grabs two handfulls of
hair and sends Logan backwards onto EDS through the tables!  NASTY!
Morgan's up, he's got the best chance of getting that belt now, there's
movement on the floor, Logan's back in somehow, bounces the ladder.  Billy
whip clothesline on Logan.  EDS is back in, Morgan's being made a punching
bag, double team flying neckbreaker spinebuster combo.  Logan and EDS on
opposite top ropes, they both slip off, back up, flying legdrop, frogsplash
combo.  Logan and EDS admire the cheers, EDS sets the ladder over Morgan.
They fight each other on the ladder, weak looking punches, they bounce their
heads off the ladder, they're out of gas perhaps, Morgan shoves the ladder
sending Logan and EDS outside to the floor.  21 mins.  Morgan goes up the
ladder isn't gonna be challenged and he gets the belt!  Champ retains!

WINNER and STILL CHAMP:  "The Overachiever" Billy Morgan -> (6-5) 21:25
mins. ****¾

EDS looks dejected, Logan is in offers to shake hands with EDS, he refuses
and hugs him instead.  EDS and Logan have made up.

Hardcore KC (0-0) 5'7" 170lbs. Kansas City, MO vs. JJ Tank (0-1) 6'2"
265lbs. Moline, IL w/ Kev G & Cherry Malone - The crowd is REALLY hassling
Cherry Malone, so much to the point that I had to show off the little sign I
made, "Lemon Malone Pie - So REVOLTING you don't wanna put your tongue in
it!"  Hardcore KC is dressed up in a KC Chief's jersey.  JJ Tank looks more
like a TAXI than a TANK.  We have a poseoff to start, KC gets the cheers, JJ
the jeers.  KC with a headlock, arm wringer, headlock takedown.  Side
headlock KC, takedown.  Drop kick KC, slugs away, crossbody gets two.  Elbow
KC, flying elbow, leg drop gets two.  JJ slugs him down, snap suplex, holds
him in the air a while for another suplex, slam Tank.  JJ Irish whip side
slam, whip backbreaker, a second backbreaker and holds him on his knee but
he won't submit then dumps him.  Kev G beats on KC, holds him up for Cherry
to slap.  The crowd heckling continues, with people saying "I did your mom"
and she says "So how was it?"  She was supposedly going to drop some
surprise on me again, didn't happen.  KC fights back, clotheslines on Tank
are ineffective, Kev tries to trip KC and he turns to argue with him.  JJ
grabs KC and spinebusters him for two.  Juvy Driver (?!) Tank gets two.
Someone's music starts playing, it's Don Jackson the Mississippi Madman!
He's in the ring, stares down JJ, then grabs him in a chokehold and it's a
DQ!

WINNER:  JJ Tank DQ -> (1-1) 7:30 mins. *½

Jackson with a spinebuster, and he just stands there snarling and growling.
KC gets up and wants to shake hands with Jackson, they shake hands, Jackson
Irish whip and a side slam!  ARRGH!!!  Jackson's not done, he turns him over
and splashes him on the back.  It's not over yet, pickup, he hits a
DeRailer/Baldo Bomb!  Now he points to the back, he's still gonna work on
him.  Why is he attacking KC?  Gorilla press slam over the top to the floor!
Jackson is NUTS!  Jason Devall finally comes out.  He shouts at him asking
what are you doing?  There was NO REASON to do that, maybe there was for
you, but that was uncalled for, you are ejected from the building and calls
for security to get him out.  Devall checks on KC, asks the crowd to give
him a hand.  After the show I asked him why he attacked KC instead of take
him as a tag partner and he said cause he fights alone and he's mad.  I ask
why is he so mad, he's mad cause he wasn't booked for a match on this show.
Yeah so were a bunch of other people.  I had trouble paying attention to
this match after that high-energy TLC match.

NMW Tag Team Championship - Handcuffed Partners, Key on a Pole Match
(c)Sage Ramsey (5-5) 6'4" 268lbs. Peoria, IL & Jason Wells (4-5) 6'0"
230lbs. Kansas City, MO (7-1-2) vs. The NEW Cult of RON (5-1) Kincaid, IL -
Steven Bishop (2-7) 5'7" 200lbs. & The Apostle Jakob (0-1)
5'11" 252lbs. w/
RON - Here's a unique stips match, the partners are handcuffed to the posts
and the key is on a pole.  Anyone check to see if a key was actually up
there?  A tray is brought out with RON's book on it, RON has his fat man's
title, that now looks to have been partially eaten.  I didn't think foam
waffles and twinkies were edible but seems RON got a bit too hungry and ate
anything that LOOKED like food.  Sage & Wells are two time tag champs.
Signs:  VD Sucks and I love camel toes!  RON's armed with some sort of
walking stick.  Wells and Bishop start.  Lockup, arm wringer Bishop,
headlock.  RON shoots silly strings at Sage.  Bishop with a hammerlock,
headlock, belly to back suplex.  Wells flips Bishop, Kidd gets a Rock Bottom
for two!  Double chop from Wells, whip back breaker on the knee.  Side slam
Wells, whip to the corner, Kidd flips on the ropes, spear by Wells.  Wells
climbs for the key, Bishop with a full-nelson slam.  Sage who was being
pestered by the cult all this time breaks the stick.  Kidd goes up and gets
crotched, inverted suplex by Wells.  Whip spinebuster by Wells.  Jakob pulls
out a key from RON's hollow book, oh wouldn't you know it.  The ref isn't
paying attention, Wells and Kidd are fighting in the corner, sitout
powerbomb from the top rope.  Jakob's in there, without a tag, suplex
jackhammer gets two.  Double DDT by the cult.  RON's still harassing Ramsey.
Wells slugs the cult members, but gets raked.  Wells blocks a snap mare, RON
sprays Sage with something.  Kidd with a Russian leg sweep, Jakob covers for
two.  RON's got a pan, Bishop has a stick, Sage gets sprayed and worked in
the corner.  RON steals a VD sucks sign and destroys it.  RON’s Vision and
Direction to me is that his vision is blurred and his sense of direction is
so bad that he doesn’t know which way is up.  Double suplex on Wells.  Sage
dares the cult to come over.  The cult with a whip, reverses Wells gets a
powerslam.  Wells goes up, dives on Jakob on the outside.  Wells back in,
reverse DDT by Kidd.  He goes outside.  Wells crawls for the book and gets
the key out of it.  Kidd misses a clothesline, back body drop by Wells.
Sage has the key and is freed.  Sage clotheslines on Kidd, Jakob tossed in,
fisherman's suplex, spinebuster.  Sage Balbo Bomb, RON's on the apron.
Double team whip, hip toss hold and drop.  Wells shoves RON off and goes
after him, Jakob hits Sage with a pair of handcuffs, Wells pulls RON's shirt
off revealing a BRA UNDERNEATH, double team swinging diamond cutter and it's
over!  ARRGH!!!

WINNER and NEW CHAMPS:  The NEW Church of RON pin -> (6-1) 11:45 mins. ***

RON looks like a QUEER wearing that BRA!  And the cult STOLE this match!
Sage is hurt bad, he's having trouble getting up and he's bleeding on the
back of the head from that handcuff shot.  He doesn't know where he is, he
puts his arm up, may need a haircut to deal with the wounds.  After the show
was over, I ask Wells if a key was actually up there on the pole, he climbs
up and retrieves it.  Sage Ramsey was woosy after the show, though the
bleeding had been stopped, he still was gonna need stitches.  I'm wondering
if he had suffered a concussion too, cause he fell down while carrying one
of the family kids (niece/cousin not sure).

Michael Shard says some words at the start of a video package, Guy Smith
then says some words about the loser leaves town match at the end.

Loser Leaves Town Match
Michael Shard (10-11) 5'8" 160 lbs. Santa Monica, CA vs. "NMW Alpha Male,
MPW Heavy Hitter, Fans All Female" Guy Smith (13-7) 6'0" 255lbs.
Rapid City,
SD - Sign in crowd:  "I'm here to watch Emily with a yo-yo"...huh?  One of
these men is leaving, and my attempts to figure out this match was to look
at who had the MOST to gain from losing.  Rumors were floating that Michael
Shard gots offers from Canada, and Guy Smith would spend most of his time in
MPW.  The referee reads the rules over the mike at the start.  My sign:  "NO
ONE HONORS LOSERS LEAVE TOWN".  Someone after the show was over was trying
hard to get me to wager $200 that the loser would NOT be back.  Talk about
greed.  And Rip Mystic happened to be sitting behind me during much of the
show.  Lockup, hammerlock Smith, reversed, headlock Shard.  Armbar Smith,
Shard yanks the arm, armbar.  Whip reversed armdrag Shard.  Arm wringer Guy,
arm wringer Shard, Smith muscles Shard down for two, then throws him down.
Guy slugs away, takedown Shard, elbows, crossbody on Smith sends them both
out.  Shard with a slam on the floor, goes to the top rope, crossbody from
the top to the floor on Smith!  Guy throws Shard into the post, Guy slugs
away and tosses Shard back in.  Shard boots Guy, chops away, kicks away,
hard punch floors Guy for a two count.  Snap mare, drop kick on the mat gets
two for Shard.  Thrown knee by Guy gets two.  Guy with a headlock, side
belly to back suplex Shard.  Shard dropkicks the knee, clips him from behind
and kicks away on the knee.  Irish whip, reversed Shard applies a sleeper
hold.  Headlock and a slam from Guy gets two.  Guy slugs away and whips
Shard into the corner hard.  Irish whip back body drop Smith gets two.  Back
breaker Guy gets two.  Guy hits a piledriver, appeals to the crowd then
chokes Shard.  Irish whip, belly to back suplex from Shard gets two.  Shard
whip reversed Guy with a headlock into a slam.  Guy goes for the Little
Inspiration, hits it but only gets two.  Shard is put on the top rope, Guy
goes for the superplex but gets shoved off, missile drop kick from Shard!
Irish whip, spinebuster Shard, impaler DDT gets 2 before Guy gets a foot on
the ropes.  Irish whip reversed, another Little Inspiration blocked,
Flatliner Shard twice in a row but it only gets 2½!  Kick away in the corner
by Shard, whip Smith hits a death valley driver!  Guy with his own flatliner
gets two.  Irish whip reversed, trip by Shard, and he hooks in the Cutting
Edge Sickle Hold!  Guy makes the ropes.  Death valley driver Shard gets two.
Irish whip, double clothesline.  Guy is up first, whip reversed toss into a
neckbreaker Shard.  Kip up Shard, clothesline.  Mike goes up, flying legdrop
is hit but it only gets 2¾!  Guy Smith catches Shard in the Little
Inspiration, then does it a second time!  Cover only gets two a half!!!
Guy's mad and pulls the pads off, he puts Shard in a third more forceful
Little Inspiration and this time it gets the pin.

WINNER:  "Alpha Male" Guy Smith pin -> (14-7) 22:25 mins. *****

I'm real hesitant to put five stars on a match, solely cause a match could
be overrated then a better match comes along to warrant the rating and the
other should be downgraded.  Anyway, Shard is given the mike to give his
farewell speech.  Crowd is cheering him loudly.  Mike says he's been
wrestling here for four years, and it ends at the 4 year mark.  He loves
everyone here for cheering us and the company.  He thanks Bruiser for not
keeping his tie straight and Eric Logan for loaning him these boots.  He
thanks everyone who trained him, Rip Mystic as Rob Miller and points out his
mother, he thanks everyone here.  And that's it, he gives a hug to Jimmy and
Jason Devall, and Michael Shard, real name Chad Hughes finishes here a
former NMW Heavyweight Champion with a record of 10 wins, 12 losses and is
heading to Toronto, Ontario, Canada with sponsorship provided by ACW.  (All
Canadian Wrestling?)

NMW Heavyweight Championship - Fatal Four Way Elimination
(c)Real World Jeremy (9-3-1) 6'2" 242lbs. Denver, CO vs. Dredd Walker
(11-6-1) 5'11" 210lbs. Purgatory w/ PHD vs. Scotty Cash (6-7) 5'9" 170lbs.

--- Internet Rex 2.29