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 Christopher Robin Zimmerman  wrote:

> 1... Booker T (9'12" axekick -> pin) Mark Henry

That was a given.  But it seems that not even Booker can carry Henry to 
a decent match.

> 2... Randy Orton (17'58" RKO -> pin) Rob Van Dam
>      Orton wins his WWE intercontinental championship

That was also a given.

> 3... Battle of the Sexes
>      Chris Jericho vs. Lita
>      Christian         Trish Stratus
>      Christian (6'38") Stratus

Ditto.  Did I detect an impending face change for Jericho?

> 4... Shawn Michaels (12:27 Sweet Chin Music -> pin) Batista

I had given Batista 60-40 odds.  Michaels can't carry Batista any more 
than Booker can carry Henry.

> 5... Matt Hardy (no contest) Batista
> 
>      Maven came down for his match with Matt Hardy, but Batista wouldn't
>      leave the ring and delivered 2 tigerbombs.  Lilian Garcia announced
>      the match would not take place. Matt Hardy delivered a splash anyway
>      and counted himself a pinfall.

Yawn.

> 5... Tag Team Turmoil (gauntlet match)
>    o La Resistance
>      Rene Dupree   vs. Hurricane
>      Rob Conway        Rosey
> 
>      Hurricane (3'15" splash off Rosey -> pin) Conway
> 
>    o Hurricane vs. Mark Jindrak
>      Rosey         Garrison Cade
> 
>      Jindrak (3'34") Hurricane
> 
>    o Mark Jindrak  vs. Val Venis
>      Garrison Cade     Lance Storm
> 
>      Jindrak (7'59") Venis
> 
>                        World tag team champions
>                        Dudley Boyz
>    o Mark Jindrak  vs. Bubba Ray Dudley
>      Garrison Cade     D-Von Dudley
> 
>      Bubba Ray (12'28" Dudley Death Drop -> pin) Cade
> 
>    o World tag team champions
>      Dudley Boyz
>      Bubba Ray Dudley         vs. Test
>      D-Von Dudley                 Scott Steiner
> 
>      D-Von (19'28") Test
> 
>    o World tag team champions
>      Dudley Boyz
>      Bubba Ray Dudley         vs. Ric Flair
>      D-Von Dudley                 Batista
> 
>      Batista (21'32" tigerbomb -> pin) D-Von
> 
>        Flair & Batista win world tag team championship

Their entry surprised me, but it does push Evolution.  I hope they don't 
keep the belts long.  Batista isn't ready yet for a belt, and Flair 
doesn't belong in the ring any more.

> 6... Molly Holly (4'23") Ivory

I thought they might give it to Ivory for services rendered (Tough 
Enough, carrying lesser talent, etc.); how long are they going to let 
Molly keep it.

> 7... Triple Threat
>                            World Champion
>      Triple H vs. Kane vs. Goldberg
> 
>      Triple H (19'27") Goldberg
> 
>        Triple H wins third world heavyweight championship (5th champion)

So he exercises family rights again.  Too bad his ego keeps him from 
letting the belt go to more deserving talent--no wonder RAW is is in the 
pits.

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