-=> ALEKSEJ R. SERDYUKOV wrote to ALL <=-

 ARS> === Start |ddate ===
 ARS> Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 50th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3172
 ARS> Celebrate Bureflux
 ARS> === end |ddate ===

 ARS> Good luck.
 ARS> -)-(- It says little, does less, means nothing.

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