Don,

 DS>   That's like comedian Bill Engvall noted when he was going to prep for
 DS> his colonoscopy. He basically says "I don't have that delay switch". :P

 DL> Remember that...but guess his stand-up days are over since I've seen
 DL> him do spots for Medicare supplement plans.

  Wilford Brimley (who passed away the other day), was doing commercials
for "diabeetus test strips". I'll remember him as the grizzled railroad
man from "End Of The Line"...parts of which were filmed in Arkansas.

 DL> Usually...Simon/Peter had that mouth big enough to put in both feet.

  Yep.

 DS> in the liquor store aisle...some reporting the person got up, and just
 DS> walked away...in other words, lazy.

 DL> Oh yeah! Used to have a worksite where my room was across from where
 DL> the scooters were kept. Can't count the amount of times I saw kids
 DL> playing on them...their parents letting them do it. Add to
 DL> that...couldn't tell these idiots to quit & when someone would really
 DL> need them...they couldn't use them because they were outside or needed
 DL> a charge.

  Years ago in the Fort Worth, Texas School District, the cameras caught
kids "red handed" having an orgy in the back of the bus, and you could
identify the kids. They called the kids, the parents, and the police,
into the principal's office.

  The parents said "NOT MY KIDS!!", then the video was played. The
parents filed a lawsuit for "invasion of privacy". You figure it out.

 DL> Am just wondering if my hair is thick enough to become a kevlar vest.
 DL> ;D

  I saw a squirrel buying Sterno, so maybe a cold winter is coming. 

Daryl

... What are turkeys thankful for?? Vegeterians.
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