Don,

 DL> Have been known to get myself into trouble when my mouth engages before
 DL> my shame. ;) I would've asked them if they were a Beatles fan & if they
 DL> liked the song "Money Can't Buy You Love". Where the clutch on my mouth
 DL> is disengaged...is a positive answer that it's true...but you can rent
 DL> it for an evening. ;D

  That's like comedian Bill Engvall noted when he was going to prep for
his colonoscopy. He basically says "I don't have that delay switch". :P
Or in Bible Times, the Apostle Peter ususally opened his mouth, and
inserted his foot. 

 DL> Then...you work were I do in a big box store where you have middle aged
 DL> "ladies" who would look great on the "People of Walmart" page.

  You see all of humanity at Wal-Mart...now, they're requiring masks of
everyone, but I still see folks without them. Also, I see these mobile
scooters (which are for the disabled, but NOT the lazy) being abandoned
in the liquor store aisle...some reporting the person got up, and just
walked away...in other words, lazy.

 DL> Something I never realized was overweight women wearing no bra who were
 DL> always pointing opposite directions with their breasts. Even worse are
 DL> the men like myself who have hairy backs & need to let the world know
 DL> they can actually grow hair there by wearing tank tops.

  I think of the tagline: Zebra - "25 sizes larger than an A bra". I guess
that's what Morganna (The Kissing Bandit) wears. :P

  My late wife always commented on "the fern pattern" of my body hair. 
My late uncle couldn't grow a beard, etc. if he tried.

Daryl

... What if there were no hypothetical questions??
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