Mike,

 >   Reminds me of the joke on the first day of winter (it's that now in the
 > Southern Hemisphere), where the blonde in a class/job where she didn't
 > want to be, was first elated when told it was "the shortest day of the
 > year"...but was then crushed when told "that was for daylight hours". 

 MP> That poor blonde lady, she can never catch a break.  :)

  Well, there was one case where the blonde got the upper hand.

  This blonde was working at a truck stop restaurant, and the customer
said he wanted 2 white sidewall tires, 2 running boards, and 2 headlights.

  Confused, the blonde went the chef, who told her that the guy wanted
2 eggs (sunny side up), 2 bacon strips, and 2 sausage patties.

  So, she prepares a bowl of baked beans, and takes it to the customer.
He asked "What is this for??"...and the blonde replied, "Well, since
you wanted that other stuff, I figured you might as well gas up"!! 

Daryl

... Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
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