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From: Gregory White
To: Mempho{at}yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2004 12:57 PM
Subject:  [Mempho or Memphis Wrestling] Memphis Wrestling 2/7/2004


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}startrek.net
February 7 ,2004
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

The show opens with some fat kid holding a Brian Christopher rocks sign.

They announce that the main event will be Hollywood and King Mable Vs Shock
and Jimmy Hart.  Also there will be an award for a legend Jerry Lawler.

Brian Christopher comes out with the TV Title Trophy and with a masked
Wrestler.  Brian tells Cory to shut up.  You start the show off by talking
about Jerry Lawler winning an award.  Who Cares!!!!!  This is your favorite
part of the show , Cory, where you get to hold the mike like a dork.  Reason
that you don't know him is because I brought him in.  I will not be able to
defend the title due to an injury.  He points at a knuckle and says inflamed
something.  I will not defend title.  This guy is the Sexy Assassin.  I came
to watch this guy in action.  He is quick as a cat,fast as a bat and eats a
rat and he will destroy somebody.





Wynne on February 7 at the McCollum building.
sponsored by the Boys and Girls Clubs, Oldies 102.3, WYNN 92.5
Brian Christopher
Shock
Koko Ware
Lifeguards
King Mable
Kevin White

The first match of the day is Money Mike Vs Mr. Compulsive.
Winner:Money Mike.

They announce that Brian Christopher has to defend title.

Bill Dundee comes out and announces that a Cadillac with a crown on top has
just ran over Jimmy Hart.  Jimmy Hart comes out on crutches and is wearing
an arm brace.  Jimmy Hart starts crying.  The crowd starts a faker chant.  I
am sorry that I cannot wrestle.  It was a black Cadillac with King 1 on the
license plate.  Shock then explains who he has as tag partner.  I don't have
anybody because I don't need anybody.  We have a new member in the first
family.  At the end of the show Hollywood and Mable's careers will be over.
Jimmy Hart then says that Hollywood , you embarrassed me.

Kevin Lawler is in the crowd.  He mentions that we will be in Wynne and the
crowd is pumped every week.  He talks with the fans.  I will be in Wynne
Arkansas.

Coming soon to Selmer TN
Hernando MS

Mable and Hollywood come out.  Hollywood says that he is glad to have Mable
as his partner.  We know that Jimmy Hart is faking.  The crowd starts a
Mable chant.  Mable then speaks.  I love you guys too.  Hollywood, I made
Moe wear the mohawk and you gotta wear the mohawk too.  Shock is popping.
Your name is not Shock but rather Steroids.  This is not bodybuilding but
wrestling.  Hollywood and myself will get the job done today.

The second match of the day is Kevin White and Derrick King Vs Pokerface and
Allen Steel.  The coed starts a Kevin White chant.  The match is very good.
Derrick King pins Allen Steel.

Koko Ware comes out.  I am not a hard person to find.  I have a whole lot
for you.

The third match of the day is Koko Ware Vs Bart Sawyer.  Koko Chokes Sawyer
with the chain and is caught by the referee.  Moe makes the save.
Winner:Via dq Bart Sawyer.


Jimmy Hart and Bill Dundee come out.  Jimmy Hart shows a Legends of
wrestling picture,jacket and video which has everyone but Jerry Lawler's
picture on it.  Dundee announces that has a surprise .  If you want to see a
real website go to http://www.billdundee.com .

They show a video with Jerry Lawler and Nick Foley.  Foley says that it has
been a long time since he was on Memphis Wrestling.  The last time that he
was on that he was arguing with Bill Dundee.  Lawler mentions that he had
been battling with Randy Orton.  He is a jerk much like Brian Christopher.
Lawler says that it may be due to youth.  The fans love Brian Christopher
but he ticks them off.  Foley mentions that when he was in Memphis Wrestling
that he was known as the ratings killer.  Jerry replied that was what that
sound was of fans clicking their TVs off when you were on TV.  Wrestling and
show business is like politics in that a person can be remembered for one
bad thing in their lives.  Teddy Kennedy has many years of service but is
remembered for Chappaquiddick.  That Jackson Brown is famous for his ballads
but famous for having an affair.  Jerry Lawler mentions that he has
experienced something similar.  Foley then mentions that Jerry Lawler is the
King of Wrestling and that he is the King of Hard-core.  Lawler then invites
Foley to Memphis Wrestling.  Foley then mentions that Lisa Marie has been
asking about me.  He makes the Elvis snarl.

The fourth match of the day is Tracy Smothers Vs The Sexy Assassin.  The
Sexy Assassin uses a chain on Smothers and pins him within a second.
Winner:The Sexy Assassin.

The Sexy Assassin comes to the announcers desk and starts laughing and
unmasks himself to be Brian Christopher.  You have your TV title defense.
Smothers then lays out Christopher with some board.

They show the Smash of the Week.  It is Christopher getting hit by Smothers
at the desk.

The fifth and final match is Mable and Hollywood Vs Shock and Jimmy Hart.
Jimmy Hart comes out on crutches and wearing the arm brace still.  Bill
Dundee carries a folding chair for Hart to sit in.  Hart introduces the
newest first family member Koonta.  Koonta substitutes for Jimmy Hart.  The
match is very good.  Hart hands Shock a chair .  Jimmy Hart and Bill Dundee
runs in.  It turns out Hart is not hurt after all.  Rocky comes in and makes
the save.
Winners:via DQ Hollywood and Mable.

Jimmy Hart then says that Rocky has just made the biggest mistake of his
life.


Stop by UPN 30 to pick up your tickets to Memphis Wrestling,  To ensure that
everyone gets in to see live studio wrestling only 4 passes per person.
Tickets available while supplies last and you must be 18 years of age to
pick tickets up.  For Tickets Outside of the Memphis area, Designate show #
1 or show #2 & send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
MEMPHIS WRESTLING
c/o UPN 30 WLMT
2701 Union Ave.. Ext..
Memphis,TN 38112

For large groups please call 901-795-0722.














Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on the Internet anytime. Check
out my new Memphis email list located at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it by sending
a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.



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Watch Memphis
wrestling at 11 am every sat morning on UPN 30 Memphis or watch it on the
internet via  http://www.kinglawler.com/memphistv.html  at any hour of the
day.



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Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net/ and
http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on
UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on the Internet anytime. Check
out my new Memphis email list located at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it by sending
a blank email to Mempho-subscribe{at}yahoogroups.com.




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